Be it gif, poetry, one word, most common strings of cusses you say. Whatever you want! I just want to get a good feel of how coders feel when things mess up.
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5 Antworten99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code.
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[b] [/b]
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Darth Turtle: 7/29/2017 11:21:54 PMImagine using some really cool new building toys and your doing well but when you get to the end you realize you made a crippling mistake in step 4(of 3,000) and you have to deconstruct the thing and rebuild it this time you make a crippling mistake in step 10 this continues until you lose a piece and give up....
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5 AntwortenWho would win Hundreds of lines of code [b]-OR-[/b] One semicolon
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Imagine freeclimbing up Niagara Falls while wearing one of those t-rex costumes.
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It's like reading a book. I didn't write it, and if I did it would be incomprehensible.
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Slamming your face on the keyboard and hoping it works.
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2 AntwortenIt fluctuates back and forth. Either you nail it and it works passably on the first try, or it's a decades long process of trying to fix errors, only to get new errors
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; nuff said
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2 Antworten>write code >notice 3 errors >fix 3 errors >now there's 345 errors
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Bearbeitet von geralt: 7/30/2017 2:36:51 PMImagine having one last shard of hope, thinking that you've finally solved the issue with your program. You start the compiler. But then, your hope is suddenly ripped away by a massive wall of red text. You investigate the error, but the compiler's stacktrace is so vague you have no idea where the error is.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Autolycus: 7/29/2017 11:40:00 PMI am a genius! ... .... ..... [i] [/i] [i] [/i] [i] [/i] Oh no...
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*Throws together a bit of code to test something* Huh, can't believe that worked... *something goes wrong* Oh, forgot a semicolon. *adds semicolon* Computer explodes.
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Like trying to explain to a bunch of sensitive little kids how their pets died [spoiler]in graphic detail[/spoiler]
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Rageboners
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It's like writing several paragraphs and feeling good. Then writing several essays while also being slowly lowered on to a spike.
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1 AntwortenIt starts out like Legos. You put a few bricks together and it's simple. They for nicely and make a neat little shape. Then you move up to Lego Technics. It's more complex but you get it done just fine. Then just as you think you're good at it, someone throws you a giant box of Legos, Duplo Blocks, Lincoln Logs, Duct Tape, a soldering iron, some screws, and says that yesterday it was a really cool spaceship that flew on it's own, shot stuff, and made awesome spaceship noises. Fix it.
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1 Antworten*Body slams the keyboard.*
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1 AntwortenEssentially, shit be whack, yo.
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I forgot how to
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You have to sit down and work.
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