I was walking my dog earlier today and a neighborhood kid walks up to me asking if he can pet me dog (of course he can, because I have a -blam!-ing awesome dog and wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their chance to pet him). So he pets mY dog, and then pulls out this triangular spinny thing and says his dad just bought it for him and it's like, really cool. I, of course, was horrified. I thought it was some sort of hypersonic ninja star he was about to use to cut my throat and steal my amazing pooch. I gave my dog the command to attack the kid, and as he was gnawing the 11 year old's face off, I made a run for it. I finally made it home safe and sound. But watch out, B.net. These kids are everywhere, and they want to steal your shit.