I'd be an oven, at least someone would find me hot for once.
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#Offtopic
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1 AntwortenYou been playing Prey or something? [spoiler]I'd be a plane so I can crash into something in the Middle East or fly passengers. One or the other.[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenA mountain. Just to see who would climb me.
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a dildo at a sorority house
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1 AntwortenA cat. [spoiler]If you'd seen my cats you'd class them as inanimate.[/spoiler]
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Wifi modem so I can shit on people for a whole day by stuffing up their internet.
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1 AntwortenMargot Robbies' vibrator
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Alcohol so my mother would finally love me
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I'm pretty sure most of you are already inanimate objects
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An airplane, so I can see how it would be to fly.
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A ceiling fan.
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If we can still control ourselves, a TV or a computer, so I can constantly change the channel or the screen, then act normal when they try getting help.
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2 AntwortenOff-topic is such a depressing place
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An aeroplane. What will be the date this year, Osama?
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von pyre: 5/15/2017 1:58:44 PMI'd be the "comfort object" in a 10/10 girl's room.
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Lazy_Bishop: 5/16/2017 9:17:39 PMA hair dryer.
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7 AntwortenA gun so someone can finally put a bullet into me.
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4 AntwortenA security camera in a women's locker room
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4 AntwortenJennifer Lawrence's dildo.
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11 AntwortenSame tbh.
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6 AntwortenA fleshlight
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A camera.
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Off-topic is very original.
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Donald Trump