In response to the "Where's the 'Twas the night before Triumph' post?"
I'll take a shot at it......
'Twas the night before Triumph and no-one was hyped,
Forums complained with incessant type,
The servers were primed with lag and despair,
And among the community, most didn't care.
"It's new stuff, I mean old stuff", the masters did shout,
You should all be more grateful, or exotics are out.
But Triumph's not trending, with not a tear shed,
Destiny's shine has long since been dead.
To the future we gaze, and Destiny 2,
With hope in our hearts, we wish it were true,
That the next game will be, all that we dream,
A Halo-esque masterpiece, from the new Bungie team.
But it's the night before Triumph, We know this story too well,
An update from Bungie is sure to be hell,
A community angry, with much moaning and gripe
On the night before Triumph, there's no need to be hyped.
Disclaimer: I like Destiny.
EDIT: I did it! I'm almost trending. Warhol was right! I no longer need to converse with you minions. What should I do? So many people to thank; Thanks to my mind for coming up with this. Thanks to the negative postee's my humour was lost on you, but your responses warmed my heart. Thanks to my Zen master, Nich Chian, Without him all wouldn't be one. Or would be one? Something like that, I don't speak Chinese. Sorry im waffling, I'm just so excited. Thanks for the votes and the letters of support. Er........ Thanks.
Now get out of my Trailer.
Edit before I retire to bed: Hastily typed riposte for the haters of humour:
Twas the night before Triumph and Guardians slept well,
For on the 'morrow, there's new tales to tell.
No praying to Hive Gods for chest piece or boots,
Eye's up all Guardians, its back to our roots.
Into the Vault, we must once more decend,
To relive the magic, with new and old friends.
Sexy Vog armour will be reward for our toil,
Just don't expect, Preotorian Foil.
Remember the time, we all spent with Crota?
The screech and the wails, of deathsinger's daughters?
Let's silence those screams as we banter and chat,
Oh look, My Titan, just got a new hat.
We fought our way through, with armour and gun,
But Guardians, your destiny is not quite yet done.
The finishing blow we deal, to the world we inhabit.
One final Legend, reach out and grab it.
'Twas the night before Triumph and Guardians slept,
Knowing promises made, are promises kept.
Their final chapter, they inscribe with their blood,
Destiny's world has always been good.
Final Edit: Left this last night, went to work, came home to find 330+ notifications and trending. You guys are the best. Original poem was a wry smile at Bungie's past efforts, apologies to those it offended, it wasn't intended that way. Lighten up maybe? I am happy to be able to play all the old raids again. I play for fun and not much else, this will add nostalgia into the mix. Just so it's clear; Bungie, thanks for the free update.
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months later and its still a good set of rhythms...
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9 AntwortenOld Homeless Taniks gonna give it a shot: Twas the night before Triumph, guardians were hyped Old gear was now useful, but had to be earned with some wipes Fatebringer, Corrective Measure have reclaimed their thrones As many guardians venture deep to claim them as their own Crota is back, but not to be cheesed Guardians running in blind, this will not be beat with ease Kings fall revamped with glowing blue gear To also be earned within destiny's final year Daybreak strikes, fills guardians with light For the further they go, the harder they have to fight Rainbow burns, the nightfall is no longer lame Beating the boss now rewards you with blue flame Can't forget the vault, the first raid we all accomplished Atheon is back, with more guardians to demolish With sexy new gear, for all who deserve Better clear out your vault for better gear to reserve Age of Triumph soon comes, Taniks wishes you well But let us give a moment of silence, for the Kell of Kells. Skolas left behind, putting down many, Even the sad news of our Pocket infinity...
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2 AntwortenThe biggest complainers are usually the first one's to dive into new content. They will grind away 24/7 until they unlock everything, usually within a few days. Then complain there isn't enough content. Rinse and repeat.
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Best post ever in the history of this game! Awesome work dude.
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Bearbeitet von XbotGames123: 3/29/2017 1:26:23 AM10/10 Good Poem (Is it just me who thinks this is good?)
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80 AntwortenBearbeitet von Shaft62702: 3/27/2017 11:09:14 PMPeople like you are what breeds toxicity in the forums. If you like the game so much you wouldn't be in here provoking the entitled crowd. Just quit playing and GTFO of the forums. Edit: I know I'm doing something right when all people can do is throw out an ad hominem as opposed to any sort of logical response.
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Impressive guardian
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Was defeating Skolas Kell of Kells not a worthy Triumph in Destiny? I must say if Skolas would of been successful in using Vex technology for his cause, he would of been a major threat to the Last City. On another note I'm disappointed that Skolas's Revenge isn't getting renewed. I did pay about $20 for House of Wolves so I can get the end game content in Skolas's Revenge, I didn't just pay for Trials of Osiris.
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1 AntwortenI like(d?) this game and on a serious note I just wish Bungie had done all of this sooner rather than now. I can't convince any of my y1 friends to come play crota or vog again :( noone cares anymore as all is going to wipe in D2 (i don't care but ppl do) Bungie... It's just too late for this. By levelling up the old raids and giving back y1 weapons u have just admitted that u were wrong and stubborn for 2 years. On a side note the OP rap is so good that some of it keeps repeating in my head. Well done to community. Community: 3 Bungie: 0
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So exited for the PS4 exclusives to be released on Xbox in September! #satire
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4 AntwortenToo bad they nerfed hand cannons again. Now I'm forced to use palindrome just to compete at mid range with any other weapon type. Rip my reactive reload Luna I'll miss you 😩
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Bearbeitet von Grimey Dark: 3/28/2017 7:12:33 PMForget about Age of Triumph Check this out https://www.facebook.com/DestinyTheGame/videos/1304313572997277/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
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2 AntwortenBoth of your poems were fantastic, but I orefer the biting sarcasm of the first.
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I'm triggered
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3 AntwortenHow many people needed to reinstall Destiny? Now I can't play until tonight. Thanks Bungie.
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This is pure gold...
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2 AntwortenSo its 1:32 pm, still no update, whats goin on
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Omfg,20 minutes just to prepare for downloading.wasting my money paying for extreme internet when the servers are running at like 4Mb/s
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1 AntwortenJust let's me play like normal and doesn't update. Tf man
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16 AntwortenIs the patch out yet guys?
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Bearbeitet von zorseintheforest: 3/28/2017 5:17:20 PMCheck update is your friend :-D
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Bearbeitet von Shee__p: 3/28/2017 5:15:08 PMBugno can't even push updates right
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So I got the update and its the og title screen
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3 AntwortenThat original destiny music...