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'Twas the night before Triumph.............

In response to the "Where's the 'Twas the night before Triumph' post?" I'll take a shot at it...... 'Twas the night before Triumph and no-one was hyped, Forums complained with incessant type, The servers were primed with lag and despair, And among the community, most didn't care. "It's new stuff, I mean old stuff", the masters did shout, You should all be more grateful, or exotics are out. But Triumph's not trending, with not a tear shed, Destiny's shine has long since been dead. To the future we gaze, and Destiny 2, With hope in our hearts, we wish it were true, That the next game will be, all that we dream, A Halo-esque masterpiece, from the new Bungie team. But it's the night before Triumph, We know this story too well, An update from Bungie is sure to be hell, A community angry, with much moaning and gripe On the night before Triumph, there's no need to be hyped. Disclaimer: I like Destiny. EDIT: I did it! I'm almost trending. Warhol was right! I no longer need to converse with you minions. What should I do? So many people to thank; Thanks to my mind for coming up with this. Thanks to the negative postee's my humour was lost on you, but your responses warmed my heart. Thanks to my Zen master, Nich Chian, Without him all wouldn't be one. Or would be one? Something like that, I don't speak Chinese. Sorry im waffling, I'm just so excited. Thanks for the votes and the letters of support. Er........ Thanks. Now get out of my Trailer. Edit before I retire to bed: Hastily typed riposte for the haters of humour: Twas the night before Triumph and Guardians slept well, For on the 'morrow, there's new tales to tell. No praying to Hive Gods for chest piece or boots, Eye's up all Guardians, its back to our roots. Into the Vault, we must once more decend, To relive the magic, with new and old friends. Sexy Vog armour will be reward for our toil, Just don't expect, Preotorian Foil. Remember the time, we all spent with Crota? The screech and the wails, of deathsinger's daughters? Let's silence those screams as we banter and chat, Oh look, My Titan, just got a new hat. We fought our way through, with armour and gun, But Guardians, your destiny is not quite yet done. The finishing blow we deal, to the world we inhabit. One final Legend, reach out and grab it. 'Twas the night before Triumph and Guardians slept, Knowing promises made, are promises kept. Their final chapter, they inscribe with their blood, Destiny's world has always been good. Final Edit: Left this last night, went to work, came home to find 330+ notifications and trending. You guys are the best. Original poem was a wry smile at Bungie's past efforts, apologies to those it offended, it wasn't intended that way. Lighten up maybe? I am happy to be able to play all the old raids again. I play for fun and not much else, this will add nostalgia into the mix. Just so it's clear; Bungie, thanks for the free update.
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