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Bearbeitet von KRAANG SUBPRIME:
3/23/2017 5:36:41 AM
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Hey kids, lemme ask ya something.
Have you ever wanted to beat the shit outta some garbage ass bots as a sexy badass skirt-flipping panty-shot mecha ninja robot Mary Poppins, with like, swords n' shit.
Or maybe you want to play Galaga, but you want to play Galaga as a goddamned Gundam.
Well, my little gremlins, look no further than NieR: Automata!
Sure it's weeb trash, but that gets immediately overshadowed when you start fuсkin' shit up.
Remember Ghost? Or Cortana? Lemme tell ya something--they're fuсkin' lame. In NieR, you can pet your pod and make it say cute shit! What's any of them have besides some dumb bon mots? That's what I thought, boyo.
So, if any of that sounds good to you, I'd get NieR. 9/10 game, not enough panty shots.
[spoiler]It's actually 8/10 because it didn't cure my crippling depression.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I can see that I have indoctrinated feeble minds to the great hivemind, where we tell each other crappy jokes and worship 2B's great ass.[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenNieR is Metal Gear Rising Revengance with panty shots.
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1 AntwortenPretty much one of the best reviews for any game ever.
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2 AntwortenBit too weeb-friendly for my liking.
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Seems legit
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Honestly this post made me want it.
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You sound like an advertisement. [spoiler]And it's working...[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von ABeardedViking: 3/23/2017 4:28:17 AMWith a user name like Kraang SubPrime I would think you wouldn't be into "beat the shit outta some garbage ass bots" But who am I to judge
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von xXZeroShikiXx: 3/24/2017 10:26:19 AMWas almost finished 3rd ending (I'm pretty sure) when ME released. Doing pretty well too, level 70ish with the majority of my 87% of weapons at lvl4. Gonna switch to that for a bit, then go back to Nier once I feel the need for a game with Nier perfect animation. [spoiler]I know... fkin terrible, but I'm in a really shitty mood *and couldn't help it.[/spoiler]
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1 Antworten2B is definitely waifu material
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Nice description
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2 AntwortenIs this that Square Enix game? In the demo you had to fight like... the most badass roulette wheel I've ever seen?
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No... [spoiler]until now[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von DeAtH_AnGeL-182: 3/22/2017 12:53:45 PMCrispy motherf*cker
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Might get it on a sale later down the year 👍
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3 Antworten[quote]Sure it's weeb trash[/quote] I don't think you even know what a weeb is.
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All the comments on this post are hilarious.
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It actually looks good! I'm looking forward to it!
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4 AntwortenSad for all people hating on Xbox not getting good exclusive games. [spoiler]they're not wrong tho[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von AtomicBaconBits: 3/22/2017 5:04:42 PMI heard the game designer of NieR told the 3D modeling team to make the girl's ass as perfect as possible. And by god, they did.
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Too bad this post is about weeb shit. Otherwise I would have commended you.
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10/10 post.
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lol I love posts like this
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Bearbeitet von Ox-_Azza-_xO: 3/21/2017 11:53:39 PM[quote]Have you ever wanted to beat the shit outta some garbage ass bots as a sexy badass skirt-flipping panty-shot mecha ninja robot Mary Poppins, with like, swords n' shit..[/quote] It's my dream....but my balls keep showing in the panty shot 😮
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Sure tyke Try again
