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Edit1: and the good lord said in Genocide chapter 66 verse 666, "Bring forth thine salt brethren and chop off de shit posters head."
It's in the bible^ check it out
Edit2: Turns out god is real, I am god hehe
Edit3: HAIL SATAN!
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I used to believe this shit so I know what I'm talking about, the reason I don't believe it anymore is because it's just fake as hell
The council of Nicea was a group of "mortal men" who all got together a couple hundred years ago and decided to change the bible, the bible as it is today was no where near written by God, these men changed hundreds of things about the bible, taking out books such as the book of Jubilees which talked a lot about incest in Genesis as well as changing the gender of God to a he, god previously was gender neutral but "mortal men" changed things in the bible
You people are fùcking sheep
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1 AntwortenTo your recent edit OP. You have confirmed my suspicions yet again; namely, that atheists tend to be angry at God for a variety of reasons, which I attribute to the war on religion launched by the satanic globalist elites that [i]try[/i] to rule every facet of this world, especially the education system. Your responses are typical of the 'new atheism' that has been sweeping over the word for the last 100 years, in that you and many others 'new atheists' on this forum are not intellectually bright unfortunately. Many of you attack Christians with mere ad hominem, and other fallacious reasoning which is laughable at best. In fact, I laughed quite a bit reading many of the atheists responses, because a great majority of them fail to engage in the arguements presented by religious folks whatsoever. To tell you the truth, when I see the kinds of atheist responses as I do here; I can't help but assume many of you are liberals (even though I logically shouldn't). But at the same time, I know how hard the globalists have worked to brainwash so many mellennials into believing the political correct SJW trash they always spew through the media and [i]especially[/i] via the education system, particularly the univeristies. The universities have become the new fundamentalism used to brainwash people into atheistic politically correct SJW's, who are very closeminded individuals. But before you suggest I'm a typical conservative who hates the education system, you should know that; 1. I used to be liberal and sympathetic to PC 2. I'm a conservative student currently studying at an [b]extremely[/b] liberal university Thus, I am very well informed on my views as I know how both sides think, and I'm in 'enemy territory' 24/7 so to speak, so I hear the way people speak about religion all the time. It's very atheistic no doubt, but is [b]very[/b] misguided. I've looked at many arguements on both sides, and never have I encountered an atheist who can explain certain concepts purely from a naturalist view. It's not even because these people are not intelligent either, rather it's because there are things which escape science altogether, and seek a more fundamental philosophical explanation regardless of opinion. You can continue to be mad at God all you want, but just know at the end of the day you, and others like you, are [b]fully[/b] responsible for your choice to push away from Him, and it is literally unaginable the kind of terror one may endure in the absence of God (Hell). For the record, I know I'm about to trigger a ton of you lost misfits, but I wont respond, I take this as an opportunity to allow the truly bright minds of this forum to have a post in which they can laugh at the pure stupidity that erupts from atheist minds lol.
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13 AntwortenOH. OKAY.
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Sounds like the OP has been herded home.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Crusty Dog Booger (Adept): 2/16/2017 8:39:22 PMExplain cory in the house then [spoiler]checkmate atheists[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenOnly I have the favor of the dark indent to say hail Satan, now take it back before I merge with the machine gods and become lucifer[spoiler]yes I have started watching infowars[/spoiler]
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This might've done better back in 2015 and early 2016.
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I wonder what happened to the original version.
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[quote]Title^ :) Edit1: and the good lord said in Genocide chapter 66 verse 666, "Bring forth thine salt brethren and chop off de shit posters head." It's in the bible^ check it out Edit2: Turns out god is real, I am god hehe Edit3: HAIL SATAN! Edit4: I used to believe this shit so I know what I'm talking about, the reason I don't believe it anymore is because it's just fake as hell The council of Nicea was a group of "mortal men" who all got together a couple hundred years ago and decided to change the bible, the bible as it is today was no where near written by God, these men changed hundreds of things about the bible, taking out books such as the book of Jubilees which talked a lot about incest in Genesis as well as changing the gender of God to a he, god previously was gender neutral but "mortal men" changed things in the bible You people are fùcking sheep[/quote] How do you know that those books were originally in the original compilation? All they did was confirm based on consistency which books should be in the modern day accepted Bible.
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89 AntwortenIf by 'real' you mean does not exist, then I find your statement quite strange, for I speak with God everyday and He has much to say. Maybe you should call to Him sometime, He's always there for you.
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60 AntwortenMay not be for you.. for me God is real. That's why it's called faith.
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K[b] [/b]
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2 AntwortenYou are right I am a sheep...[spoiler]and the Lord is my shepherd.[/spoiler] [spoiler]heh heh[/spoiler]
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12 AntwortenIf god is real, he has to be a man. Only a man could fuсk up the universe this bad.
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5 AntwortenFunny how scientists don't know where the energy for the bog bang came from Explain that one
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I dunno, man. I seem pretty godly.
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*Cough* *Cough* excuse me?
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1 AntwortenPeople really don't know what the Hell b8 is.
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1 Antwortenpeople need a reality check if they believe he is real.
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The DovahkI Don't Need Luck. I Have Ammo. - alt
You cant really prove or disprove God. Therefore I am an agnostic atheist. But still, it's a little silly in the first place but that's just me. -
4 AntwortenIf you hail satan then you believe there is a god, basic Christian doctrine states that there is opposition in all things. It is also common knowledge that where there is good, there is evil. [spoiler]i know this is b8 but just thought i would comment[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenPlease. Stupid Satan ain't got nothing on the one true master. CTHULU WILL -blam!- YOU AND TAKE YOUR WIFE
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3 AntwortenHail Satan.
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3 AntwortenGod according to the Christian bible isn't real due to the historical contradictions and paradoxes in the nature he supposedly had. However a god like being could exist. Not saying one does, but it ain't what the Bible says if there is.
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I R8 this b8 8/88888888 many h8 not original m8
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Okay I never put the possibility of there being a God [i]completely[/i] out of possibilities for how we're here. However I do realize God, if he does exist, is a huge cock bite. "Oh. I love these things enough to give them free will. [i][b]But if they use it to not believe in me or do things I don't like they'll be punished for eternity. Oh and I'll never show myself to all of them. [/b][/i]Yeah that'll work."
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But he is down there \/