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Bearbeitet von Murderman:
1/14/2017 8:32:42 PM
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You have 3 hours to live.
Before a neckbeard inevitably kills you for insulting his waifu...what do you do in the last 3 hours of you life?
EDIT: No, this isn't me-that's the first result when you google "Katana weeb". However, this is a pic of me in tinfoil armor and a katana: https://i.gyazo.com/f54e4c32453441b957d3e4dc848f922d.png
EDIT 1: I'm not asking how you'll get rid of him, I'm asking what you'll do with the final 3 hours of your life. It's simple interpretation skills.
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#Offtopic
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Watch a movie
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Just recover my souls afterwords.
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The bee movie three times
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Kill him first.
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Parry his ass
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Fuq him up with my own sword
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1 Antworten[i] [/i]
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Kill myself. [spoiler]I die on my own terms.[/spoiler]
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Do everything illegal I've ever wanted to do.
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Get some And spend my life savings on weed
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You look even dumber than I thought you would. Bet you carry a gun into the grocery store "just in case".
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4 AntwortenI'd print out some dank memes and bury them in my garden. [spoiler]gotta preserve the future generations [/spoiler]
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I'd ask him to hurry up. I'll even give him extra Mountain Dew and Doritos if he hurries.
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Ah ha....ahaha......HAHAHAHAHAHA! No but seriously, that -blam!-er would be dead before he reached my room. Any numbskull with a katana loses to a guy who knows how to actually use a pair of trench knives. That or a shotgun.
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I would pick six random vhs videos I have watched in there entirety and rewind them for the next person to watch ,that should take up the three hours.
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2 Antwortenacquire a shotgun from my grandmother's house and wait plus it's legal to kill someone on your property here in louisiana if they're attacking you >:)
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He better be quicker than me, otherwise he is likely to get mutilated with his own sword. I will allow him to live so he may crawl away on his bleeding stumps to warn others who are considering utilizing violence against me.
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Observe spicy memes
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Bee movie
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3 AntwortenThe melon king bows to no one. Besides I have a captain america shield, so it will be WW2 again, and we know how that ended.
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Challenge the weeb to hand to hand combat, beat him to a bloody pulp.
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Bearbeitet von YourOwnDad02: 1/14/2017 8:13:56 PMSo what your saying is "how do I kill him first with the 3 hours I'm given"? Will sorry due or is murder the only way? Or maybe cripple tho honestly I'd rather kill someone then cripple them if their own goal was murder
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Look up hentai of said waifu and not get aroused.[spoiler]or do get aroused, whichever one bothers him more[/spoiler]
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Break every law
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Run in a circle screaming.
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Have sex, get drunk, get high, drive... Die before neckbeard arrives because irresponsible.
