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12/29/2016 6:57:45 AM
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Being a Guardian must be a shitty job
Your pay is capped to 25000 Glimmer and 200 Legendary Marks, and on top of all that, you have to share your pay with two co-workers you never see, and when you go to your vaults, you sometimes find the weapon you want is with one of those co-workers and you have to ask them to give it to you.
It must be embarrassing to ask your co-workers for weapons, and it must be frustrating when your co-workers ring you up to transfer a weapon you have to them so they can use it for a while.
Not to mention, your bosses do nothing but stand near a table all day (what's the difference, they do that IRL, kek), the CEO doesn't tell you anything, and good luck getting anything out of the permanently-asleep President that just hangs over the city.
And on top of all that, the logistics is terrible. You either have to find weapons and materials or buy your own, which usually costs like three quarters of your pay.
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[i]Ghost Fragment: Darkness 4 This war is all there is for you. What else do you have? You walk among mortals and immortals, a creature lost in time. Your only purpose is the struggle. Does it seem unfair? To be brought back into this, the end of days, the long dwindling exhalation of an ancient corpse? You were at peace. Now you are a dead husk charged with war. Do you remember anything of freedom? Fight on, then. The war IS everything. But consider the choices before you[/i] I think that sums up being a Guardian perfectly.
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1 AntwortenYup, much like a janitor. Hey,I though I cleaned this place up, now its a mess again.
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6 AntwortenAnd you don't have a voice lol
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5 AntwortenThe Post-traumatic Stress Disorder from getting KIA over, and over and over again would be a bigger problem, IMO. Bad enough in the field....but in the Crucible? -blam!- that......
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Bearbeitet von Dirty8Speciall: 12/29/2016 4:22:18 PMThe speaker really would be a CEO. Employee saves the planet, he gives a speech about how great the city is, a stranger gives the hero an actual reward. I don't know if they want to pay Bill NIghy the money, but the speaker needs to do something new at some point. He's the voice of the traveller and hasn't said squat new since vanilla. (or maybe TDB, can't remember)
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Basically immortal though and they don't force you to do anything (aside from forcing you into the job initially). You could just dance on the boss' table forever.
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But you can spend all of that glimmer and earn it all again as many times as you want, so either get to work or get on unemployment.
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11 AntwortenI just create a bit of personality for all 3 of mine and pretend that they're all just bros. Makes the shared content make a little more sense.
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How about waking up one morning to find that all your exotics, legendary weapons and armor are useless. On top of having no gear to upgrade the son of oryx has come.
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4 AntwortenSo... Completely arbitrary caps on pay that you have no control over Your co-workers are complete arseholes Your bosses do nothing and know nothing What makes you think this is different from work irl ?
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Man at least these things we have don't actually need maintenance, and the fact that we literally find money when we work. It's pretty much everywhere.
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Bearbeitet von Shaddow: 12/31/2016 2:50:06 AMYou are also subject to a being in some alternative universe that manipulates you, when they feel like it, for their own entertainment. This being, on occasion, will reward you for this by buying you some silver so you can then waste on stupid things like learning silly dances and getting useless paper masks during holiday events etc.
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23 AntwortenBearbeitet von FearFactory2904: 12/29/2016 7:04:27 PMYou think thats bad try being the postmaster. Boss: Hey, some fireteam spent the last 3 hours patrolling the plaguelands and left engrams littered everywhere. Archons forge looks like a glowing ball pit. Go get em before they get back to the tower. When your done with that, I need you to go get an engram that fell next to Randal the Vandal. Randal doesnt want anyone to have it so he kept killing the guardian until he gave up and went back to orbit. Hey did you know engrams can actually fall of that bridge just before the darkblade pit? Not sure whats down there but your about to find out... actually if that somehow leads to Oryxs darkness dimension you can get two birds with one stone because I need you to grab one from there too. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday. Not this sunday, a previous sunday. Your actually going back in time through Atheons time conflux. A blue engram was left there so if you could be there around 9 that would be great, mmmk...
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Bearbeitet von Artorias: 12/31/2016 1:48:50 PMNah man it's good, u get all the girls you want, like Petra, I walk by her she says "Lookin' hot hunter", and Tess everis, "Well hello there" (in a seductive way of course),and finally I walk by that one hot girl in the tower north and she says "Is that a handcannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me☺️?", I replied by saying it's my hand cannon, I just got it from vault of glass, I'm protectin' yo ass with it. In addition you can tell cool war stories to the girls sitting on the crates in the north tower, however once I said to 'em "So I was driving along with my sparrow in the steppes and I found a little tiny guardian rookie that seemed to be in trouble with some fallen, so I whipped out my black hammer and smacked the 10 dregs in the face, then I turned around and knifed 3 vandals", but they didn't believe it they walked away, but they asses were big so I enjoyed it, then a fallen sniper killed both of em as they were walking away. Then to the bad side of the job, I'm a hunter and we are sorta ya know how do I describe it, any way we don't like it when people don't thank us for what we do. So to the bad side, I WASTE 3 HOURS OF MY TIME RAIDING THE VAULT OF GLASS AND IT SEEMS TO ME THE ONLY ONE THAT TAKES NOTICE TO MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS LORD SHAXX AND HE DOES CRUCIBLE! AND THE BAD PART IS THAT IN CRUCIBLE YOU ARE KILLING YOUR OWN KIND! PEOPLE MIGHT SAY "Oh it's just fun!" WHATS SO FUN ABOUT KILLING OTHER GUARDIANS JUST BASED ON THE COLOR OF THEIR TEAM FLAG!
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14 Antworten[quote]Your pay is capped to 25000 Glimmer and 200 Legendary Marks, and on top of all that, you have to share your pay with two co-workers you never see, and when you go to your vaults, you sometimes find the weapon you want is with one of those co-workers and you have to ask them to give it to you. It must be embarrassing to ask your co-workers for weapons, and it must be frustrating when your co-workers ring you up to transfer a weapon you have to them so they can use it for a while. Not to mention, your bosses do nothing but stand near a table all day (what's the difference, they do that IRL, kek), the CEO doesn't tell you anything, and good luck getting anything out of the permanently-asleep President that just hangs over the city. And on top of all that, the logistics is terrible. You either have to find weapons and materials or buy your own, which usually costs like three quarters of your pay.[/quote] Welcome in Trump's reign. 😂😂😂 4 years of dumb fûck.
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2 AntwortenIt's not real life. It's a game.
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Not to mention the apparent lack of bathrooms.
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Bearbeitet von Sturm with no Drang: 12/31/2016 2:32:22 AMJust the other day I was out for a stroll at the Ishtar Collective when several Dreg Thugs jumped me. I pulled out my piece and let them have it but for some reason my gun jammed. After dropping the first two I pulled out my throwing knife to keep the third one from trying to swat me down. Got out of that mess and left as soon as I could. Checked my 'cannon and saw that the whole mag had been spent. When I got back home I went to the Gunsmith to get it checked. The hell is bloom and what do flowers have to do with this? I'm trying to shower them with bullets, not goddamn dandelions!
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Bearbeitet von CrudeDude: 12/30/2016 11:49:40 PM
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Not really you get too respawn
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I hear the dental plan is good, though.
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None of your bosses or coworkers even remember your name. They just refer to you by your job title. So insulting.
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It's worse for the sweep bots, infinitely having to sweep the same leafy area for 3 years straight is a little worse imo
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Bungie is corrupt
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LOL this is legendary! 😂
