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12/28/2016 8:31:38 PM
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I never learned how to read.
So I'm illiterate. Going to school was a very difficult time for me. In 1st grade, my teacher told me that my mom should have aborted me and that my only redeeming factor was that i was handsome. The kids made fun of me and that made me aggressive. My aggressiveness caused me to start puberty very early. By 8, I was a grown anus man. I am telling you this because one day one of you may want to have kids. Make sure they can read or they will start puberty super early.
English
#Offtopic
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1v1 me in club penguin scwub
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1 AntwortenBut you can [i]write[/i].
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2 AntwortenI have thought it over, and this is ABSOLUTELY, 100%, a troll post. So, you see it's impossible to be able to write but not read. It's possible to read but not write, though. You see, let me use an analogy. I have a washing machine at home. I know how it works, it blasts water out a tube into a fan and sprays it on the dishes. But I can't make a dishwasher, even though I know how it works. That's similar to being able to read but not write. Now, if I could make a dishwasher, I would HAVE to know how it works. Like how you claim you can write but not read. There's a right way to use English, and you must know it to be able to use it. You have nearly flawless grammar, too. Also, I can read cursive but not write it, so... *shrug* If I could write cursive, I would also be able to read it in the process, even if I did not know how to read it before. Your argument is incredibly invalid, shame on you. Bump for trollpost awareness.
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1 AntwortenYou, sir are what I'd like to call a [i]Homo Superior[/i]
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By the way, trollposter, baggy pants are fashionable lately.
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2 AntwortenI think you mean speak...
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10 Antworten[quote] one day one of you may want to have kids.[/quote] Lol. No.
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5 AntwortenSo how the hell did you type this?
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What fück.
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[quote]grown anus man[/quote] all my wut
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This is honest the best bait out there.
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1 AntwortenWell then...
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2 AntwortenYou can write, but you can't read?
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5 AntwortenNor did 85% of Offtopic
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4 AntwortenSo tell me... [spoiler]How the hell did you make it here!?![/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI started puberty at the age of 4. I still can't read. [spoiler]I hope i wrote this correctly because I can't go back and check for errors[/spoiler]
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Grown anus man Spoils it.
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Bearbeitet von AuroraWoof: 4/17/2017 10:29:42 PM
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6 AntwortenI heard someone say "learnt" today. I wanted to punch the stupid out of them.
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9 AntwortenWhen you learn how to read, you should change your name to wecanread4ever.
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3 AntwortenA grown anus man? Wat?
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5 AntwortenThis is the shittest shitpost I ever read. I'm disappointed
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5 AntwortenYou should be proud. For an illiterate you write surprisingly well...
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5 AntwortenHow do you reply to posts if you are illiterate
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Since you can't read this message: You lick butts, kid.
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Then off-topic is the place for you.
