Bungo plz nerff tha jug titanz!!! Th3y R WAY 2 goood 4 meeh! Thei run at meeh wid dere metader 69 and i geet scar ed!!! Thy TTOOOO opeee bungo NERFF DEM PLZZZ!!! i keel won and den eye dye FROOM dere litning nudes!!!!! Dey 2 OPEEE!!! And i ues mai uper den dey keel meh wid dere FEEST O HAAAVOOK!!!! it make meee sadddd!!!! NUUURRFFF DEMM BUNNGOO OR EYE WEEL NO BYE NO MOOREEE TREESURESS!!!!!
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"This is some kind of elfish, I can't read it."
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What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL -blam!-ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO -blam!-S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL -blam!-ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL -blam!- THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE -blam!- OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO -blam!- THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL KNEE TITANS PANIC-FISTING...and... shit. IT DOES NOT END WELL IF "UNSTOPPABLE" IS ACTIVE! YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET,SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE -blam!- OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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*Cough* Weapon Balance
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Bottled Octopus: 12/24/2016 7:45:32 PM"Variks get on the comms what did he say?!"
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Meesa no understand you Ani.
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Variks! Get on the comms! What did he say?!
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2 AntwortenTroll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll trool troll troll
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Hahaha, this guy is great
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2 AntwortenLit nudes?
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2 AntwortenA tryptic of hive runes, said to be uncrackable. [spoiler]litning nudes ;)[/spoiler]
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This...*purrs* sounds like a wookie having sex with a.....bush.....*purrs*
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Oh Jesus Christ... THE HIVE TALKS!!!!
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I... think it's trying to communicate
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Mabey try to work out the numbers and people will understand.
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At least it's chained up! [spoiler]LOL! :D[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhat language is this
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Not too hard to kill, killed a boat load of them last night after getting my exotic khvostov. But yes, the shoulder charge and matador 64 kills are rather dumb
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.... Funny at first but it gets obnoxious....
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1 AntwortenHe... he was dropped on his head as a child.
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the striker's [i]o-penis[/i] is [i]shocking[/i]
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Bearbeitet von Jet: 12/24/2016 10:03:47 PM...........
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Probably one of the easier mutes of the holiday season. Cheers.
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[quote]metader 69[/quote] Lmao
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