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12/16/2016 12:40:27 AM
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Post stories about edgy kiddos at your school
I have a short story but it's still funny.
This one takes place in my math class. A kid with a mullet, camo jeans, and a brown winter jacket (in AZ), who we call Joe Dirt, was talking about how he carries guns and knives to school to defend himself from hobos. Another kid that everyone likes to tease but not in a cruel way had a piece of pottery from his pottery class.
Joe Dirt saw it and said "Hey, lemme see that thing. If you don't, I'll get you after school."
The other kid said no, so Joe Dirt told him to come over to his desk. I was sitting down studying for finals when I saw him reach into his jacket. I legitimately thought something might go down until he started to pull it out. Then I noticed that it wasn't a knife.
It was a pair of toenail clippers. -blam!-ING TOENAIL CLIPPERS!!!
It was at this point that I started cracking up. Everyone looked over to me and one asked why I was laughing. I pointed to his jacket, in tears, and said "This fag is using toenail clippers as a knife!" At this point, everyone started laughing and Joe Dirt started to turn red saying that we'd all be sorry. One kid said "I'm sorry man, but I just trimmed my toenails."
He came to school the next day with red contacts listening to shitty screamo and saying that he was possessed by a demon. Everyone then started joking that he offered toenail clippings as sacrifice.
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#Offtopic
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Not really edgy but whatever In 5th grade at recess me and my friends are playing a game when a group of girls ask if they can play. So we say go ask Frank ( no one at my school was named Frank). That's it. We never did find Frank.
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2 AntwortenThere's a group of freshmen at my school who like to wear these spiky bracelets and sit in one of the corners of the cafeteria during lunch doing screamo covers of ever song imaginable. They're quite loud, and my friends and I have had a food fight with them once.
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1 AntwortenHere's a good story. There was this one kid who was kind of big for a middle schooler. You know the one kid who has a full beard by the time they hit grade eight. So anyway this kid loved to pick on other people. One day this idiot decides to start shoving me around. He grabs onto my shirt and tries to lift me up. Little did he know that I'm actually a black belt. I bent his wrist over and kicked his knee so that he collapsed on the ground. He said that he would get me later and that day as I was walking to the bus he decided to jump me in the school parking lot. Luckily he blew the element of surprise be telling me to "square up". The good thing about fighting big people is that their slow. I kicked him in the side of the chest and broke two of his ribs. Followed by a back kick to the chin that knocked him flat on his back. Since then every time someone starts arguing with me I just need to stand up and they stop.
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14 AntwortenTheres a group of students at my school who call themselves the wolfpack, they wear wolf ears on their heads and have these wolf tails that clip on to there pants, they all listen to metal and dont shut the fuq up about anime
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4 AntwortenThis one girl tried to kill herself with Ibuprofen overdosage. [spoiler]The jolliest (and luckiest) seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenThere was this one kid who had this heart condition that pretty much condemned him to perpetually live in the body of his middle school self for the rest of his life. To this day he still has no bass in his voice. But he made up for it by being incredible at freestyle rap. Not joking the dude was amazing. Anyways, lots of kids picked on him because of his stature and squeaky voice, and one day during a routine locker check the teachers found a hit list with 50+ kids on it including myself. I sure dodged a bullet there. He was suspended and forced to see a shrink. Another kid in highschool went by the name of Joe but everyone in the school knew him as Emo Joe. He was EXTREMELY bipolar and a notorious wristcutting emo -blam!-. He had the the works: dyed black hair that covered one of his eyes, paled skin, short and skinny pseudo-malnourished physique, addicted to hot-topic and had sunken eyes (a byproduct of crying a lot). One time during book talk during English, most of us disagreed with his views on The Catcher In The Rye so he -blam!-ing loses it and stands up blubbering on and on about how we just don't get it. Teacher casually tells him to go outside for a breather (these episodes happened quite a lot actually). Come back after summer break and hear that Emo Joe got shipped to the nuthouse after trying to burn down his home. Turns out the idiot joined a cult and the final initiation test was to permanently cut himself off from his old home. I recently looked him up. He's now a registered sex offender for committing statutory -blam!-.
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Tormented_Anus: 12/17/2016 1:12:32 PMFirst off, I'm in university. It's ok if you're edgy in school, everyone has weird phases that they grow out of, but if you're still this socially awkward in uni, you're messed up for life basically. Anyway there's this motherf[b]u[/b]cker in my anatomy class who carries around a butterfly knife. He wrapped the blade in tape so he doesn't accidently cut himself and he keeps flipping it open and closed in lectures trying to look cool. He believes our lecturer will let him use it during our dissection labs, instead of a proper scalpel. He'll poke the tip of the blade under the skin of his finger tip and then say, "bros, look, I stabbed my skin! Look the skin is coming off!" Dude, that shit (using notice pins) became gay after grade 4. He'll stab the knife into the linoleum of the floor and look at it all mesmerised, as if he's just stabbed a deadly animal to death, and asks anyone in the vicinity to look at how cool he is--like a wimpy version of King Arthur. He spends class time bragging about how good he is at DOTA 2 and how he always rages and destroys his mouses, thus needing to buy new ones but it's no problem because he can afford those $60 gaming mouses every other month. He plays Yu Gi Oh against bots on his laptop during classes and talks to himself while playing. He gets annoyed when the bots beat him. He's skinny, slightly below average height, and has a mushroom cut. He's dyed his hair orange at the tips, darkish yellow at the roots. He thinks 9Gag is funny and spams their memes into our serious group chat. I could go on and on about this motherf[b]u[/b]cker, he's so oblivious yet thinks he's cool.
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1 AntwortenI browsed #OffTopic at school once.
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This is how mass shooting at school usually start.
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8 AntwortenMy fellow classmates thought I would turn out to be a their local high school shooter. They even confronted me about it. I thought about what they had said and came to this conclusion: if I were to ever cause a school shooting, the only victim would be me. Tldr: I'd sooner kill myself then anyone else. P.S I swear to the almighty powers that be, if I get a response preaching about "life is precious"........
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A kid who was recently expelled from his previous school came to mine. But only two days after attending my school he was expelled again for bringing a knife and wearing a racist shirt. I also heard other people saying he was yelling at people shortly before he was caught.
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8 AntwortenA kid tried to get history test answers fro me. I told him " Make me" He pulled a spork out and pointed it at me, I almost died of laughter. The next day he was listening to music, and kept telling everyone that it was heavy metal. I took an earbud and listened, all I heard was Shake It Off by Taylor Swift.
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12 AntwortenGraduated 16 years ago. So yeah. Nobody really was "edgy" then. Only thing that would come close was a guy calling in a bomb threat from the payphone in front of the main office.
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13 AntwortenBearbeitet von Just_Shrike: 12/18/2016 4:15:56 AMIt's all fun in games laughing at edge lords until the next columbine happens. Most of you kiddos are probably too young for that though. Edge Lord Edit: So I actually do have a story. There was this girl who would wear pigeon skull necklaces (actual skulls mind you) and her and her cult would tear up bibles and have little black sacraments and the sort. Being from small town America this horrified most of the inhabitants. On day it even devolved into a fist fight. The edge lords got their asses handed to them by some jock because they threw a drink on his girlfriend for wearing a cross necklace. Moral of the story; if you left your katana at home, don't fight physically superior people.
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4 AntwortenNot edgy But theres this one weeaboo kid who uses a 3ds, is super unhygienic and is in 12th grade
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6 AntwortenYeah lets belittle and gossip about challenged kids. Real mature millennials
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2 AntwortenSpeaking of Kiddos, where did Steve disappear to? Kidnapped by the loominarty? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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7 AntwortenGraduated 6 years ago, but one kid did this thing, and started another thing, and many things happened.
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5 AntwortenThese two kids Eric and Dylan cane to school one day and brought a bunch of magazines to the library. And what they did in the cafeteria was the bomb
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Aldrich: 12/16/2016 11:00:42 PMI smoked a joint in the control booth in our auditorium one time. Besides the one dude who wore elf ears from time to time, that's about as edgy as it ever got. Edit I forgot about the corpse paint. Wasn't even halloween. This kid just showed up full blown corpse paint. No occasion. LoL't.
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33 AntwortenWhen I was in high school, someone got out a knife and started playing with it. Dead serious.
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6 AntwortenGot another, this kiddo was dressed like he was in ROTC but he wasn't. Either that or all black. So in this one class I had my group of friends by me and I was talking about my girlfriend at the time, I was describing how pretty she was and saying how over they weekend we went out on a date and the kiddo said that he would kill to see a girl that beautiful. We all give him a weird look. Next day, school got a bomb threat, never saw the kiddo again.
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8 AntwortenLol so I go to this school called columbine right and there were these couple of kids that took the prank way too far.
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13 AntwortenA guy who calls himself "Shiro Okami" and likes to wear black clothes.
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Not really edgy, just sheer stupidity. Like when i was wearing my moms bomber jacket (which she gave me) and my friend said "Wow your mom must've had big boobs".
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9 AntwortenIf I were a person, I'm sure I'd have a story to tell you about the topic.
