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12/4/2016 8:37:51 PM
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Cringiest Kid You've Seen: Storytime
Share your stories and let's cringe together.
Alright, it all started in 8th grade. I was in drama and I had to sit by this one girl. She told me to look at this fan art she made, and it was "sands" from Undertale or something. I recognized it and asked, "You're not one of those-- bad Undertale fans are you?" And she said no, but she totally was, 100%. The times began to be cringier and cringier and even cringier. Whenever we did improv (I'm talking about EVERY time) she would say "wHy iS mY cAT oN thE ceILiNg?!!?1?1!1!1" And yes, it was so cringey that it sounded like that. My friend confirmed that she was a Undertale communist furry. I recently saw this person, and they had a poorly made anime backpack, and she was cursing her head off. God I hate this person.
Delete my memories, please.
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When my sister brought in her retarded boyfriend into our house while I was pregnant *he's lived with us 2 weeks before I delivered. & then we kicked him out but he came back in like 2 weeks later when we came from the hospital*. He is the biggest -blam!-ing idiot & loser on the entire planet. When I was in active labor *I didn't know I was at the time because it was my first pregnancy* he told me I should take Tylenol for the pain. THE PAIN FROM CONTRACTIONS! Like seriously!? And then that dumbass wanted to give me a massage to help the pain. -blam!-ing idiot. That kid makes me cringe every time. Sadly we are both the same age, yet he acts like a goddamn child.
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41 AntwortenBearbeitet von XxElementZeroxX: 12/8/2016 6:11:46 AMAnybody that says the word cringe, tries bottle flipping, listens to Drake, and dabs. Hate all of you. Edit: Reading replies to my reply have made me feel fairly vindicated. After reading most of the replies to OP, I feel incredibly old and outnumbered.
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1 AntwortenSo this one time at band camp...
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17 AntwortenMy little brother is a furry, role plays in Minecraft, and still thinks dat boi memes are funny. [spoiler]He just turned 14. I blame all of this on the fact that he is home schooled and 'dating' a super furry who I'm pretty sure is a lesbian. [/spoiler]
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10 Antworten>playing kings fall, on oryx >random 7th person joins party >alas, it is revealed to be a kid who is borderline eating the mic >asks me and raid team "Iz desteneh a good game"(which is stupid to ask a raid team) >Asks if we want to hear a song about minecraft >he doesnt sing a parody of a song, but his shitty song he made by himself >lyrics in the spoilers [spoiler]I like minecraft I like minecraft I like minecraft[/spoiler] >gets kicked whilst my team and i are dying of laughter
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7 AntwortenTeacher: At any given moment, there are approximately 60,000 people airborne in the US. Girl: (screams) 60,000 PEOPLE WERE BORN IN THE AIR???!!!!!
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8 AntwortenOne girl at my [b]college[/b] draws anime art all day. It didn't bother me, until I realized she was drawing us without our permission.
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8 AntwortenBearbeitet von pmnfsrgkkf: 12/8/2016 2:48:16 AMThe kid I sit next to in my computer class looks up superhero porn on his computer then takes photos of it on his flip phone then goes to the bathroom to jack off. Edit: To make it worse he picks his nose and eats it EVERY -blam!-ING DAY, pretty sure it turns him on because whenever he finishes his "meal" he immediately starts looking at porn.
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2 lesbians at my high school wore tails everyday. One day they were also wearing the green cloaks from attack on titan. [spoiler]the lesbians were not hot [/spoiler]
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Not sure if cringe or... Okay, I think this was second or third grade and I'm walking home from my school which is just down the block. This girl who I talked to sometimes walked home with me, as she lives 8 houses down. So one day, as we're walking home she turns to me and says, "If we ever, ya know, we're moving to France." Like, ok. So you're planning that you and I get married and move to France with someone in second/third grade? Sure... I mean what can I say, I'm a true ladies man (and by that I mean she cuddled with me some time earlier or later in that same year).
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23 AntwortenI was picking up No Man's Sky (no hate) and then this guy showed up.[quote]i bet he uses womens restrooms[/quote]
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5 AntwortenSomeone in my school didn't know where Wales was. To be fair, most of you probably don't know where it is either. [i]But you don't live here like they do.[/i]
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This one time I was in 6th grade, I looked in the mirror...
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4 AntwortenWell honestly my whole school is cringe worthy. (except for me and my class) I'm studying interactive designs and the People who do this study are just normal. But then we got the game artists.... Cat ears. Tails. Colored Hair. Anime. Cutting. Using Dead memes. Once I was printing out a test when I saw that someone had printed some NSFW Stuff so I decided to Wait for the person to pick it up... I almost died. Blue/green/purple Hair. Black eyeliner. My little pony merchandise. Skirt. (It was a Guy) Cat ears. And 2 fake Tails..... See this thing everyday. Want to die.
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24 AntwortenWell, one girl screamed at the top of her lungs, "Sensei," when I picked the right answer to something when I was on her team. Not sure if cringe or else
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My current junior year, in my band class (don't question me) there's this one 11th grader. How to dear fine him, he always warrants striped shirts (sometimes the same one the next day) u day niece to him one day, and he smells horrible, he smelled like bug spray and goat sex. One day he was caught picking his nose and eating his boogers, which is totally disgusting , other times he would kick off hair from his beard and eat it. Back to the story, he was a "Teacher's Bitch" literally whatever you do, he would snitch. I had my phone taken away 3 times cause of him. Everytime someone would walk in the room, he would leap out if his cake and wave in front of the whole class. At the end of class, he would plug in his earbuds and LITERALLY prance and jump around the room like a damn pony.
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1 Antwortenhttps://youtu.be/dgha9S39Y6M
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9 AntwortenI was once walking up the stairs behind 3 girls in yoga pants, it was a wonderful sight [spoiler]Until I realized one of them was a guy. I almost threw up after that[/spoiler]
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Yeah, I doubt that
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Is it only me but does the word cringe just sound like w word for people that have never tried anything outside their safe zone?
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3 AntwortenToday I saw a "special Ed" kid imposing his power into a middle school child that took his hat to mess with him. He told him to give the hat back to him or he wouldn't be able to show up tomorrow. The kid couldn't have been higher than 6th grade and the "bully" was a freshman who had once failed kindergarten. [spoiler]ps the special kid just doesn't care he doesn't have anything wrong with him.[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenI have two, actually. 1. Weird looks boy with a bad case of acne in 7th grade. Literally all he did at school was read Sonic (that is right, Sonic the hedgehog) comic books. I didn't even know they had those. He would also get triggered by literally everything. 2. A Weeb, horny, SJW, super liberal, 'DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!', and obnoxiously loud 9th grade girl. She might have been the loudest person I have ever met. Even CNN wasn't liberal enough for her, only the craziest most liberal MSM, Washington and Huffington post.
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Bearbeitet von op NOON57: 12/7/2016 1:18:15 AMBang her, dress as a squirrel or something I dunno
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Mongoose: 12/6/2016 2:21:44 PMSome kid tried to do a water bottle flip to land on top of his head... It was frozen... He tried to catch it with his eye... Black eye.
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Yeah, like you don't want to -blam!- her. Riiiiiiight.
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There's too many.
