Once I had a dream where I was with people I didn't know and they dared me to become s girl so I went to this lady who obnoxiously chewed gum and she explained that she took forearm meat to make the jugs and I don't know why I'm sharing this. That dream scared me as a young child.

I don't remember them

[b]One of my coolest, yet strangest dreams:[/b] I (Caleb) am on a plane with my friend CJ going to an event happening in Dublin, Ireland. We are just simply sitting there talking, when I suddenly see the attendant move out of someone's way. I thought nothing of it until I saw the concerned and puzzled look on her face. This 5'11, red haired, and in shape man comes over to the isle where I am sitting. This guy is the pilot. He said: "Excuse me sirs, but I'm afraid that you are going to have to leave." Me and CJ look at each other in a confused, yet jokingly funny matter. "Why? And if so, how are we going to leave...?" Said CJ At that moment the attendant comes with 2 parachute backpacks "You are going to jump out of the plane." Replied the pilot "What?" I asked thinking I heard him wrong "Yes, there have been... complications... but you are going to have to leave sometime in the next 5 minutes..." After a brief period of silence, CJ accepts it: "Well, ok then, Ill see you there Caleb." He gets out of his chair and puts on the parachute. The attendant then shows him to the door closest to the back of the plane. The attendant opens the door for him, then CJ positions himself to junk out as the gushing wind violently blew. He looked at me and said: "See you on the other side." I then watched him jump out of the plane. It was very cloudy so I could not see him after he jumped. "Maybe I can still catch him." I thought hastily yet was a little pissed off for him leaving me. I then put on my parachute and the pilot took me to the front of the plane. He opened the door for me as I positioned myself. "Godspeed" said the pilot as he saluted me I then looked forward and saw nothing but cloud "Well, here I go" I then jumped out of the plane in an almost exited manner. I turned in the air and saw the airplane vanish in the clouds. I fell quickly but it felt almost like an eternity, seeing the clouds in the sky, it was the true skydiving experience with all the fun, without the risk of true death (of course I didn't know this while I was in the dream). I reached a point where I could see the ground and I was desperately looking for the pull to activate the parachute. However I found it just in time and I pulled it. I had landed in some very beautiful, green rural hills with a few trees scattered abroad. When I landed and removed the backpack I heard a voice behind me: "So, how was [i]your[/i] dive?" I chuckled and said "It was good." From there, we walked toward our final destination and continued the same conversation we had in the plane. [u]The End[/u]

I'd rather not tell...

In school Mixed with elementary, middle, and high students Absolutely disastrous choice but OK For someone reason, at 12:00PM everyday, the elementary students go batshit insane In class 11:59AM Oh shit We all run as shit goes down Being chased Cuts to black Re-opens with me arguing with two people for no reason One hits me in the face Nothing -blam!-ing happens 12:00 It's a Wednesday and Lunch is an hour earlier Oh -blam!- no Kids run out Fade to black again Re-opens with me waking up from being unconscious being carried by a chick that I don't know Fades to black AGAIN 11:55AM Teacher experiments Puts all kids in the closet and locks the door from the outside Everybody else waits 12:00PM I put my ear to the windowless door Hear whispers Open the door slightly and hear two voices Sounds deeper than the whispers Quietly shut the door and go back to the door Everybody shuts up Kids in closet start speaking the Corpus language from Warframe mixed in with English (Engus?) Well shit, prepare for a fight I wake up Can't wait till this Lucid Dream starts to take effect.

reoccuring nightmares as a kid. remember every single one of them, and they were all the same. then one time it felt like i was breaking out of the matrix or some shit, and they never came back. the brain is neat

I have some weird ass ones. I always forget them and wake up before they end though

I dreamed that I would end up living in my mothers basement. [spoiler]Dreams do come true.[/spoiler]

A praying mantis like bug that would chase me down throughout my house I dreamed of when I was like 8. It scared the shit out of me

I once had a dream that I was running from my little brother because he was trying to kill me. So I hid inside a screwdriver. (Not a typo) And my brother picked it up and threw it into a lake. Then I woke up. That's probably the weirdest one I've ever had.

[spoiler]you[/spoiler]

I was on a huge cargo freighter out to sea. My whole family was there and we were pretty much cowering in the center of the ship. All of a sudden, a three hundred foot great white shark appears out of the water and throws itself onto the stern of the ship. It sees us and slowly wiggles towards us yelling gleefully "LUNCH!". Just when I think that we're done for a gigantic giney pig (yes I forgot how to spell it, shut up.) it sees the shark, looks at me and yells. "I GOT YOU PAL!!!" It then slams head first into the shark, causing it a painful "OOMPH!" And is thrown back into the sea from whence it came. I stare into the eyes of the giney pig for a moment before I wake up, surprised, shocked and confused..... One of my most coveted and true dreams ever.

I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt that I did homework. My soul dies a little more every time.

That everyone would use correct spelling.

If only i could remember it

Let's not go there. Why? Because people might think that I am literally insane and I might get perms banned.