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11/20/2016 6:16:42 PM
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How to make a easy $80...
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .
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Stop copy/pasting shit you scum
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1 AntwortenYou know how dirty and germ infested money is! Who knows where it's been.
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Lool im so done
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4 AntwortenGood thing it wasn't a chip card. That might have been awkward
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This is some AAA quality shitpost, well done
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You laugh now, but when that $100 charge shows up on your bill...
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This is by far the greatest post of all time.
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Keep doing that and you will be richer than Trump.
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Now buy titanfall 2 with your $80
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1 AntwortenShould've asked if he takes credit or debit
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Is this for real!?? HA!
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Bearbeitet von whoops: 11/21/2016 9:14:26 PM10/10 would try again
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Or you could Cat sit your older neighbors cat for 6 weeks. You can make three times that amount my friend. [spoiler]Im not even kidding. [/spoiler]
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I'm in class...why the -blam!- am I reading this x)
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1 AntwortenBad images, good story. [i]~TheGreatReebok[/i]
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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And to this day the little flecks of poo embedded in her ATM card reminded Heather of that one crazy night. She spent the $80 on uggs, you see, so she had her feet comfy and cozy. But the poo remained. The poo always remains
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3 AntwortenJesus Christ.
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Did you sell your scat to the governme.....o wait
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Should have left your card in his ass
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Clever girl...
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