Had a blueberry go afk long enough to get kicked. He rejoined at boss fight so I decided to let him actually contribute so I went afk ( not really afk but just sat down in protest). Then this hilarity ensued. https://youtu.be/kOny6t6fmD8 Edit: h1rol3r translated the video to text for people who can't watch it. It may be funnier than video. [spoiler] -Daniel (OP) is playing a strike (looks like the Abomination Heist) -Player 2 has entered despite being AFK the entire strike -In protest, Daniel (Hunter) decides to stage a sit-in -Irked by the fact Daniel is not pulling his weight in the strike, Player 2 tries to push him off the map. -Savvy to Player 2's skull duggery, Daniel jumps out of the way continuously while Player 2 attempts to push him off the map repeatedly. -Player 2, fed up he is unable to complete his objective, tries to shoulder charge Daniel off the map. He misses and thus, he himself falls off the map. -Naturally, Daniel waves to Player 2 and administers a few facial squats on Player 2's orb. -In a random act of kindness, Daniel revives Player 2. . . . -However, Daniel is equipped with a Dark Drinker -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 -Upon revive, Daniel swings at Player 2's body thus pushing him off the map again. -Daniel revives Player 2 . . The End. [/spoiler] Edit 2: read all the comments even the salty ones. I never thought this would get that much attention but it did (Had to turn off notifications to save my battery). Hopefully I can keep supplying you guys with more videos like this. Edit 3: I will now main a Titan and run strikes. I will bubble every rocket I see. I will also shoulder charge everyone off map.