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Mine's an NPC class human male who, by day sells brooms and wet rags, but by night is known as the Turkey Diddler. Wearing a large, crotchless fabric Turkey costume, breaks into households and diddles turkeys. He also throws baking flour and defecates around the property. This ensures higher sales of brooms and wet rags!
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A Mexican luchador named Guaca-melee, who uses the ancient powers of the Goat Gods to beat back the demon armies. Legend says that he pinned a dragon to the ground in 10 seconds
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A 2 dog wizard with a human familiar who juggles them and yells incessantly about how nice the weather is Or Sir Bearington
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