Preferably something that makes you laugh or something that was intended to make you cry ;(
"who da hell let plat in? XD"
[spoiler]guess they didn't want me in the group oh well
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#Offtopic
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von rexenir: 10/6/2016 8:34:12 AM"Get rekt. Dirty tbagging American :)" I'm not even American...
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2 AntwortenMy schlong is to big.
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2 AntwortenIt always goes 1 of 3 ways 1. Wow you have a really deep voice wtf 2. **repeats "hello" in the lowest voice they can muster** 3. **brings me to all their friends and say "say something!"**
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2 AntwortenNothing makes me cry.
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1 AntwortenThat my chocolate chips taste bad. :( Like dis if u cri erytim
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2 Antworten"Your arms are really small and flat" A girl said this to me, and I replied with "just like your ass". She stayed quiet after that.
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5 Antworten"You must play in a band". "You must play a instrument". "You must ride a motorcykel".
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Someone faked that I was going out with her and that I had arranged to take her to the cinemas. The creepiest thing was I only found these things out after her friends asked if I was seeing her. I was creeped out and it was an "Ew. Wtf" moment.
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9 Antworten"You're so pathetic and broken that the closest you'll get to love is me leading you on". Worst part? She's probably right. Best part? I've totally given up now.
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1 AntwortenYou speak to yourself more than anyone else... Well that's what I'd say about me.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Odd Ball M4AE4: 10/5/2016 1:47:35 AM"You're my favorite." I think she was being sarcastic.
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3 Antworten"Can we do more kazoo?"
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1 Antworten"That guy is so lame."
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1 AntwortenYour so negative
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4 AntwortenThey say I'm a nerd. And a girl told me that I was handsome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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1 Antworten"You look like Edward from Twilight" "You're a disappointment as a son"
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1 AntwortenThem: You are an asshole My response everytime Thanks
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3 Antworten"You are the sexiest man alive "
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1 Antworten"You're a great person." Funny. Never thought I'd here those words directed to me before it happened.
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1 AntwortenBooty pics
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1 AntwortenDie then send me noods
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2 Antworten"Say hi back to me i had a shit day and i want you to respond to me." Didnt respond at first cuz i didnt know her. She dumped pepsi on me. [spoiler]now we are friends somehow[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Zeprexa: 10/5/2016 3:59:06 PM"I want you" "Hold on to me" "I love you" "Leave me alone" "I'm sorry" I swear the smallest phrases mean the most
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1 AntwortenI have been waiting to use this on Anomaly... but she hasn't been here.
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2 AntwortenGeez, it's more like what [i]haven't[/i] they said.
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1 Antworten[quote]I hope you die in a hole[/quote] I changed this a tad bit so I wouldn't get banned