I have seen many posts about[i] "Hunters are the Master Race"[/i] and Titans are quick to respond [i]"NOOOOOOOOO, we are the Master Race because blah blah blah"[/i]. Once you two get bored of this tug-o-war, you start bashing us Warlocks while you come up with some other argument to further your cause. Well, let me set you all straight: You all would be nothing if it weren't for the Warlocks. [u]Warlocks are the True Master Race!!![/u] We had to make sacrifices to allow the other inferior races to maintain some self esteem. Can you imagine the possibilities if we were to wear Armor and perform Shadestep?? We decided to only use Blink instead so you Hunters could feel special. As Lord PumaTheWarlock points out, we actually had to teach Hunters to Blink as well. Voidwalkers taught the Nightstalker how to harness the Void to be able to Shadestep in the first place, and we had to help you imagine a fictitious bow in order to shoot your Shadowshot since you were unable to understand the physics of the Nova Bomb. But your S&M Bonddage Hunter instincts continue to get the best of you instead of controlling them yourself, so you end up tethering your prey due to the amount of contubernious energy involved We tried to teach the Titans to accept the Void and become living Nova Bombs, instead you used the Void to create a Carebear Loveshield that resembles the shape of your beer-gut, which is as about as close as you can come to simulating perfection. Stormcallers taught the Titans how to build up static electricity as you run around shoulder charging everyone in the Crucible, but we failed at teaching you Strategy since you continue to waste all that energy on Panic Slams every time we feint a Nova Bomb. Both of your minds were unable to understand the Power of the Solar class, and only by imagining a ridiculous Norse hammer or a phallic hand gun were you able to project your Solar powers, which to us are parlor tricks since we dominated this on our second day of training when we learned to synth our fusion nades. We are light-years ahead of you since we convert solar energy into matter as we self-rez, an ability we developed after Zavala got his arse handed to him by Osiris who was only wearing light armor at the time. Ikora couldn't stand having to listen to him cry all day long on how Warlocks are a support class and only Titans should be allowed to wear armor. Ikora finally told Zavala that Osiris could still beat him while wearing a bathrobe and Cayde-6 thought it was really funny at the time, so since then we have continued to wear bathrobes in honor of Osiris's victory while Zavala continues to be unable to sit at the Vanguard's table in the Hall of Guardians (now you know why there aren't any chairs there. Cayde-6 and Ikora still giggle about it behind Zavala's back, but they stand beside him in his pain) Why else do you think Osiris was exiled? Not because of his interests in the Darkness, it was because Zavala couldn't stand seeing him in a bathrobe. (I overheard Zavala muttering the other day about [i]"Bathrobes"[/i] and [i]"Vaseline would have helped"[/i] but I have never heard of a Warlock named Lord Vaseline before, and can't find any record of him anywhere) To Be Continued........ [i](Disclamer: This post was made to banter in good spirit in order to counter balance all the salty posts and nerf crying I see these days on the forums. But some Titans just can't get over the fact that Zavala did lose to Osiris and cannot sit down to this day)[/i] [i]Edit: For all you High Sodium Guardians. Check this out!!!! A team of 6 Warlocks defeat Aksis without any guns. Take That, Titans!!! [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/214967568?sort=0&page=0]Look Ma!!! No guns!![/url][/i]