I did it, I made a Warlock post too. I'll do Titans eventually. Entry 2. Warlocks So, you may be thinking to yourself, "So, I get where the tanky Titan fits in, and I get where the Hunter shines. But where do Space Wizards belong in a shooter?" Well I'm glad you asked, they belong at the top. "But OP!" You ask, "You're a Hunter main, don't you hate Warlocks?" The answer to that, dear children, is yes. Yes, I really, truly do, hate Warlocks. Not even for balance reasons, I just hate them like a dog hates cats. Now let's get back to the Warlock classes. lxlxlxlxlxlxl Voidwalker You ever play Skyrim and go full mage and realize that the game gets really easy after you hit master level Destruction magic? Well this class is a lot like that, but in a shooter! Cause that makes sense. These teleporting rejects show you just why the got kicked out of Hogwarts; with their world ending micro singularities, that somehow don't destroy the solar system and their heat seeking grenades that chase after you like your ex-wife looking for her god damn child support. And a Super that doesn't do nearly as much splash damage to the caster as it's victims think it should. lxlxlxlxlxl So, how do we kill Harry Potter and escape his physics defying death ball? Well children, that's easy! Learn to fly! That's right, if your a Hunter, all you gotta do is mash your respective jump button to the side and pray they don't have scatter or angry magic on. If you're a Titan, then I'm sorry but you dead. So very dead. lxlxlxlxlxlxlxl SUNSINGER-Why all caps? CAUSE THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL Sunsingers exist to remind you that God doesn't want you to go flawless in Trials. In fact, these monsters actually claw their way back from the fire filled pits of Hell, just because you thought it was safe to emote after that team kill. SPOILER ALERT. It wasn't safe. These fire spewing Hell beasts are the reason why I've never been flawless, and the reason why my raid team drinks! Just cause you self Rez doesn't mean Crota doesn't enrage! lxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxl How do I deal with my dead enemies returning from the Hell I put them in? Well, for starters, stop T-bagging every time you get a kill. And when they do come back, make sure you practice what they taught you in middle school; exit the building in a calm, orderly fashi... ah who am I kidding? Run Bitch! Yo gon die! S/he has a solar grenade for you, your mom, and the whole team. You thought the Nightstalker wombo spam was bad? Welcome to actual hellfire raining from the sky! lxlxlxl Stormcaller I know what you're thinking, we've all been there, "Man this game is really fun, but you know what it's missing? That's right MOTHER -blam-ing SITH LORDS!" These things remind you that "hey, maybe shoulder charge isn't that bad!" As they lob micro storm clouds at you and smite you from atop their perch on Mt. Olympus. If the Sunbreaker is Thor, then I welcome you to Zues, who most definitely knows he is better than you in every way. lxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxlxl So, how do you beat Lord Palpatine? You don't. This is your god now. I would advise sacrificing several virgins to appease him. I find that 12 normally buys you about five minutes of time; which is enough to kill as many people as possible in hopes of ending the match quickly. As always, not a salt post! Just trying to bring some water to rinse the salt that fills the forums. Link to my Hunter post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/213357589/0/0 Titan post... here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/213418598/0/0 To infinity and? https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/213424158/0/0