When you wake up in the morning to go and kill some guardian scum, you can't step out that door until you've done your morning routine. Wash yourself, do a warmup exercise, wash yourself again, load your weapon, and then walk straight out th-Wait! You've forgotten something, haven't you? Of course! No morning routine is complete without a healthy bowl of Hadium Flakes! Not only does it taste great, it's got the nutrients you need to sustain yourself and your parasitic worm buddy all the way to lunch time! And that's not all, you get a Calcified Fragment in every box (choking hazard, keep out of reach of children). Collect 50 calcified fragments before the end of the month, and we'll send you a limited edition Crota action figure, complete with his sword and cannon, he is the perfect companion with whom to smite those guardians good! Excellent, now that you've eaten those Hadium Flakes, you're ready to fight the alien scourge! Go get 'em cham- *Sniper Shot* I...uh.... Requisition your box of Hadium Flakes today! Oryxsealofapproval ============== Seriously though, Bungie...could you make this a thing, please?