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Bearbeitet von GHOST:
9/13/2016 4:36:49 PM
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A Guardian Gone Missing
Hey guys ! So I won't be able to continue the fight against the darkness for purposes having to deal with financial issues so I would like to ask of you guys to come up with a story of how my guardian now has the Status MIA. Thnx I love you and I hope my guardian will be remembered.!
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Hey keep up the great story's !
There very enjoyable and I love to read about how you guys depict my guardian depicting or being in debt to xur ! Let's keep this thread alive!
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I've noticed a lot people saying that I'm begging for a Xbox One or that I need to get a job, that's not the purpose of this thread I intended it to be a fun little experiment. So please behave. Thnx!
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#Destiny
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He put his member in a toaster
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Dismantle mines...yessss?
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[i]*statics* Cayde ? Hey, DA3DRA here.[/i] What are you doing ? Why are there statics ? [i]I heard a signal from *intense statics* and I went to check. Seems like there were just some cabals around here[/i] Come back ! You're taking a huge risk ! [i]Yea, yea, I always have my Ghost if something goes wrong. *intense statics* they're too many ! RUU*intense statics[/i] DA3DRA ? Hello ?
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2 AntwortenPlease be kind to each other and don't say anything if you don't have anything nice to say.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Lxj: 9/13/2016 6:41:06 AMOne day, he was out on patrol cosmodrome, and Variks appears behind you and stabs you in the back, and says, fuu*****kkkk yyooouuuuu deeeeaaadddd, then he bags you
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He isnt MIA just AFK. No gaurdian gets left behind!
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von IQ of 2: 9/13/2016 4:36:32 AMYou were at a guardian exhibition. A young dlc-buyer was curious and climbed in to your cage. You grab it and hold it close to protect it from bungie's bergs. As it tries to get away, you try to drag it to safety. Suddenly, you feel a weird feeling. To keep the dlc-buyer safe, bungie has nerfed you and left you behind in year 2. [spoiler]RIP HARAMBE[/spoiler]
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He died. It was a sad day.
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11 AntwortenYou were eaten by phogoth.
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1 AntwortenYou got kicked from Destiny Servers. Code: REAL LIFE
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Stuka Ju87D: 9/13/2016 7:10:01 PM"Hey, those Hive Majors have question marks over their heads. I wonder what that's about? Perhaps a closer look...."
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Misadventure [spoiler]pls nerf[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenAn Autonach gate opened up on the road to Kvatch and a hero charged in and killed you, Lord of Daedra.
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The last we heard from Lord DA3DRA he shouted "The Queen lives" as he rushed from the tower and set off alone to the far reaches is the Solar System. He was never seen again in the tower, but a legend has grown that he did in fact locate Queen Mara alive and when we most need them they both will return in a future DLC.........
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von GHOST: 9/12/2016 9:46:25 PMDistress Signal Received. Location unknown. Estimation: Somewhere near saturns rings. ......(static)....Hey it's Da3dra.....I just wanna say thnx for the feedback ...keep....it up .. (Loud hive like scream) What was that ! ? (Unintelligible guardian scream) Transmission Ends.
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2 AntwortenYour guardian is at the tower. Some of your fellow guardians come up to you. Fellow Guardians "Hey we're going to go kill some shit wanna come?" You "-blam!- yeah...but hey...um can I catch a ride...it's just fuel...you know." Fellow Guardian "Of course, let's go" :In the ship: Fellow Guardian "So what load out you going with?" You rub the back of your neck "About my weapons..." Fellow Guardian "What about them?" You "It's just glimmer is really tight and... Fellow Guardian "You sold your -blam!-ing weapons to banshee didn't you?" You mumble "And the sweeper bot." Fellow Guardian "Damn bro. Uhhh no problem vault is full." You and your fellow guardians spend the day crushing other guardians. Fellow Guardian "Let's go Bros" You "Yeah...hey can we hit up the tower cafe?" Fellow Guardian: "SON OF A BITCH!" Fellow Guardians turning in bounties to Shaxx Shaxx "Wasn't there one more in your fireteam?" Fellow Guardian: "We uhhhh...lost contact with him...we tried...we tried so hard to find him...we may never see him again."
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Artorias: 9/13/2016 1:22:26 AM"He was too young"-Zavala "But he was a hunter"- Ikora "SHUT THE -blam!- UP YOU BITCH DONT MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH ERIS' ROCK!"- Cayde
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You gave up fighting to start a barber shop quartet with Randall the vandal and his shanks
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Garfield Peanut Butter!: 9/13/2016 4:16:13 PMif you have full taken gear we can say you were taken
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1 Antwortenyou crash landed on reach and joined noble team as noble 6... you know the rest, but thats how you're familiar with space flight
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Get a job.
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Slowly suffocated on a nutsack.
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In life guardian, there are somethings you can live without, and glimmer my friend isn't one of them Cayde-6
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The Architects killed him: "Guardian down"
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The darkness isn't the threat to us guardians. It's... Money.
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Lord Deadra is lost to time, looking for that last chest in vault of glass
