So, if you play Crucible
Who am I kidding, Crucible is this game's life support.
When you play Crucible, you've probably bagged yourself a "Spare Change.25". A legendary pulse rifle. And why is it called "Spare Change.25" you may ask?
Because that's all the god damn gun is worth.
It's a high impact pulse rifle that requires timing and perfect precision, but yOU CAN'T GET PERFECT PRECISION BECAUSE THE BASTARD PULLS TO THE UPPER LEFT/RIGHT.
What kind of recoil is this? Does firing this gun dislocate my guardian's shoulder everytime he shoots it?
In all seriousness though. The only perk that makes this gun somewhat usable, is Counterbalance. But not even Counterbalance will make this piece of shit worth the effort. Literally any other pulse rifle can do what the Spare Change can do except it'll be easier on your shoulders.
I would rather be rewarded an actually quarter than this gun. Hell, I would rather it [i]shoot[/i] quarters.
The description says [i]Keep it.[/i] Just like that.
Either it's saying [i]Keep It[/i] because Bungie believes that this gun totally doesn't perform like elephant shit, or its saying it because having this gun in the loot table puts too much internal strain on the system, pulling all the data files to the upper left corner like its recoil, and the game has no other choice but to dump it into our inventory.
"But I use the spare change because DURRR I haz a gawd roll spare change with extra pennies DURRR"
Look. I don't care about your god roll, because if I were to give this thing wolfpack rounds, Dreg's Promise would still outperform it. Without any ammo.
It's that bad.
Shit gun.
[spoiler] Should I keep doing these weapon reviews? Let me know.[/spoiler]
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It means keeps the change, change= 3 legendary marks.
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Im liking the reviews, bud. You should do the hothead, what went through for that lump of shit
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Keep up the reveiws! They're funny af
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During house of wolves it was a god gun with the right combination of perks. 3 legendary marks is all its worth now, RIP spare change
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Love your reviews :)
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I won a rumble with mine the other day. THAT is a handicap lol
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I'm sorry you're bad
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It's not even that good in crucible
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DO MORE!
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"Keep it" The change... Keep the change... Hurr Durr derp
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Keep doing weapon reviews bro.
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12 AntwortenDunno bout you guys but doesn't the NL Shadow seem underwhelming? Shoots like a mida but has shit impact
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This gave me a good laugh this morning
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6 AntwortenThe first review was funny. This one reached too hard and missed the mark.
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10 Antworten[quote]Should I keep doing these weapon reviews? Let me know.[/quote] Nah dude, we're good
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2 Antworten[quote]So, if you play Crucible Who am I kidding, Crucible is this game's life support.[/quote] Stopped reading there. Have a good day.
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5 AntwortenThis wont go trending like your "In times of need" post because this gun was actually good at one point and is not "terrible" at the moment, it looks to me like your just trying really hard to get more and more posts trending now and are really desperate, stop these pathetic posts pls.
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you need to be removed from the game
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Because everyone should be using mida, last word, 1k yard, universal and conspiracy.
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Bearbeitet von jnikoley: 9/4/2016 3:35:36 PMI have one with counterbalnce, hand laid stock, and glass half full. It's still trash, but I'm holding onto it in case there's a "re balancing" that changes the meta.
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u inspired ME to do weapon reviews and also while we on crucible weapons i got an eyasluna from two kills and making a team quit by stopping them with my 2 kill streak. Oh, and in total our team had 7 kills.
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Pick a gun that's actual site..
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Yeah, keep making them
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1 AntwortenAgain - this is the problem with RNG. It's not just waiting for that gun to drop. It is getting it with the right perks. Counterbalance and braced frame is really the only usable set up for the s change. It's horizontal pull and accuracy are terrible without certain perks.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Heidegger: 9/4/2016 1:52:03 PM[quote]Should I keep doing these weapon reviews? Let me know.[/quote] Yes, continue crapping on these weapons, hopefully by some miracle this shows bungie to stop creating horrible stat weapons or nerfing previous good Archetypes into the ground.
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gotta hold it with two hands.