hello everyone.
as you may know, this weekend is the last weekend of trials of osiris this month and for probably the next few months.
i understand that you want to get your weekly stomping in, and that you will want to play for the last time in months, too.
do take in to account, however, that many many players still have yet to see the lighthouse at all. still have yet to get their hands on any trials gear.
im not saying "look sweaties, dont play trials this weekend because this weekend is for the virgins". im saying that maybe this weekend isnt the best for elo farming or trying to set the record for longest win streak.
and before you ask, no im not one of the people who will be hitting up every streamer in the destiny directory's chat for a chance to go flawless because i have 17 lighthouse trips to my name. i want the virgins to see mercury this weekend and that is all.
thank you for reading.
edit: i somewhat knew this was coming.
for those of you saying no and that you will play trials normally if not more competitively this weekend, that is 351.34% fine. im in no position to tell you how to play a video game that you spent money on.
but, im not abandoning thread yet.
edit 2: been getting private messages asking for a carry. go away lol
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3 AntwortenBlade Dancer 1.0 kd 1600 elo Universal,LW,Mida 1000 yard, party crasher Message gt above or invite to party
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1 AntwortenLoathingChain 320 hunter. 1.24 kd. Need 2 for flawless
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I just want the trials helmet for my titan
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I've been flawless only twice in yr 1 once in original ttk and probably won't be flawless in April update
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3 AntwortenI just wish the damn beetle wasn't RNG. Only emblem I'm missing simply cause of RNG. 😢
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Who wanna?
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1 AntwortenThe lighthouse is overrated but I do like getting a suntan on my balls
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Haven't played Trials in 6 months, we never went flawless but we did ok. Best we ever did was 7-0, always had fun but after getting stomped week after week eventually we just stopped. It's not for everyone I guess.
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If anyone wants flawless I do carries for donations check trials stats for proof add trapnati100
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$omebody hook a boy up wit a lighthouse run
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Yeah I haven't been flawless year 2, always screwed grom game 5 in terms of matchups. I'd like to get it done though but don't see the chances of it happening.
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Unfortunately I still need a 50 true skill. Only 30 games left then I'll leave you guys alone :3
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Virgin's man the maps rotates every match bunch of try hard lol. I'll stick to my first ever doctrine of passing😊.
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2 AntwortenI pull around a 1.5 av in trials and I'm a virgin in rl but I've been to the lighthouse in exchange for advice I'll help you attain glory in the eyes of Osiris psn cronder
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I can't believe im a day one player and never went flawless.... I mean probably tried it 5 times in total lol never had much interest in it so yeah....I like much more I think:)
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2 AntwortenTo everyone playing ToO: please do play as you always will. I have never been to the lighthouse, but I would not like it going there and know that i only did it cos someone hold back and I am Not One of the best.
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They said trials resumes on sept. 30th
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5 AntwortenI may be able to help a few who haven't gone yet. I have helped 5 people so far. Add me specharcharncer. Call me Spencer btw
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Thanks man. I stopped playing trials a couple weeks ago because I keep getting stomped after 8 wins. Even my boy who I've never seen fail a stomp couldn't get to the lighthouse today. Here's to a better trials in year three!
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Blade Dancer 1.0 kd 1600 elo Universal,LW,Mida 1000 yard, party crasher Message gt above or invite to party
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I'm just trying to grind to 5 wins over and over again. I need to still get a few pieces of armor, screw the lighthouse.
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3 AntwortenBruh everybody here is a virgin. I refuse to believe anyone on this forum has had sex before.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von swampNinja20: 9/3/2016 12:16:24 AMNot a virgin but let's just say destiny hasn't really improved my game lately if you know what I mean [spoiler]cough cough [/spoiler]
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As a virgin would you help me? Please?
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Nice try, but Destiny let's this broken system survive. And much like the rotting cesspit it emulates, over time it just gets worse. I typically forget trials is there as doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results is kind of the definition of crazy. But hey some people like to have electricity strapped to their naughty bits too, who am I to judge how you enjoy your pain. I hope those that subject themselves to this failed system this weekend find all the fun they hoped for. But more than likely the game stopped being fun for them log ago and they are to miserable to allow themselves to have a good time (see crazy*). Cheers to you all, my "trials" this weekend will be a 5th of rum with my clan seeing who can shoot straight while 2 drinks in and laughing.