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Bearbeitet von JesusDied4uBro:
8/27/2016 11:08:27 PM
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Jesus Was a Sunsinger
Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.
But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!!
And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!!
Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story.
Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance.
Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!!
Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;)
Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!
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Is this 2014?
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2 AntwortenHe is certainly not a fan of the Thorn
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5 AntwortenIf Jesus was a sun singer. He's pretty selfish. 3 days to use his self res. That's one helluva carry. LOL
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So Jesus was a warlock, that explains the miracles!
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1 AntwortenHarambe isn't.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Nell0610: 8/26/2016 2:38:54 PMMaybe dont make make comparasins(sorry for spelling) to religions. It can cause wars on the forums.
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2 AntwortenAre you a Christian?
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[quote]Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.[/quote] 10/10 haha!
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3 AntwortenJesus must have been playing Skirmish with blueberries.... It took 3 days to get a Revive.
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Ice is Fire Fire is ice Boi you look like a bag of rice
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Technically we are all Jesus because we were dead until our ghosts revived us ;)
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Bearbeitet von iFatum: 8/26/2016 8:08:49 PM[b] [/b]
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You mean Deejesus ;-)
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8 AntwortenSo does that mean Warlocks are going to get Exotic Boots that let them walk on water?
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2 AntwortenWhich is better Jesus or a picture of Jesus [spoiler]a picture cause it only takes one nail to hang up.[/spoiler]
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26 AntwortenSorry. Having a hard hearing you over all the oppression and misery caused by your religion.
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Me and my buddies call our "Fire Jesus"... Been doing it since year 1...
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18 AntwortenJesus died for his own sins not mine
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Your late, this has been going since launch basically.
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or is he just a Guardian? All guardians were dead before being found by their ghost
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That's wut our mom said
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1 AntwortenMy back button is on the bottom left. Not a touch capacitive button. It's actually on the screen.
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Must be why they always get crucified in the crucible.
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12 AntwortenSo were many other gods before his time. Your point ?
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1 AntwortenJebus was pre-nerf Sunsinger. Now he's a Stormcaller.
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Bearbeitet von jlboozer: 8/26/2016 2:05:13 PMYou're very unoriginal....just saying, very bad attempt at trying to be funny [spoiler]....and you're a scrub, no skill!! [/spoiler] [i]Jesus still loves you!![/i]
