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8/23/2016 3:36:06 PM
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I love the Satanists
Now, I'm an atheist and I don't subscribe to their beliefs, but they do some important work for secularism.
When the state capitol building wants to display the Ten Commandments or a religious statue, Satanists show up saying that if religious items are being displayed, they want their scary goat statue displayed, too. The whole thing is promptly scrapped.
When churches are passing out bibles or religious literature at public schools, Satanists show up saying that if religious literature is being passed out at school, they want to pass out their material, too. The whole thing is promptly scrapped.
Keep up the good work, Satanists.
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THE POWER OF SCIENCE COMPELS YOU!
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18 AntwortenSo let me get this straight Satanists believe that Satan is real which means God is real God is good, or atleast thats what all scripture tells us, and satan is bad If you support satan you go to hell Why would anyone support satan? Seems retarded to me
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1 AntwortenThanks Satan!
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3 AntwortenThe lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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95 AntwortenExcept the bible is proven true
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1 AntwortenAre you Onision by any chance?
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I think Christians could really learn something here. They could hit the Internet hard, rebrand and redefine the word, "Christianity," to the point where it has nothing to do with the worship or belief in any sort of God. Sorta like, agnosticism with a twist or some such garbage. Now if they could find some way to appeal to the young, naive, impressionable, rebellious, lonely misfits and attention seekers of the world, then they could score big. I mean, they could seriously grow their numbers, or at least have loads of people running around calling themselves, "Christians."
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This is some stellar b8
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/02/05/how-the-satanic-temple-forced-phoenix-lawmakers-to-ban-public-prayer/
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3 AntwortenAre you talking about anton lavey Satanists or full on worship satan like lucifaion(im sure i misspelled that) Satanists???
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25 AntwortenExcept they kidnap, -blam!-, and torture children to death. They run media, government, education, science, and the military openly. Really people the Ten Commandments is so offensive, if anyone actually follow them the world be a 100% better but you would rather have a statue of a transgender goat monster about to molest two kids on your Capitol building just make a stupid point. Separation of church and state but we have the eye of lucifer floating over a pyramid on our governments dollar bill. Wake up sheep!
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Cultmeister: 8/26/2016 12:52:49 AMSatanism is what atheism would look like if a sensible person turned it into a religion. [spoiler]yes I am aware that makes little to no sense[/spoiler]
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This is one of the most entertaining threads on these forums.
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10 AntwortenSo when people say they like Christians, they get yelled at and down voted, but when someone says they like satanists, they get up voted?
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I don't think that has ever happened, ever.
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82 AntwortenSo, worshipping someone who tourtures people for an eternity and is the cause of sin is right in your eyes.
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But who will put up statues of the IPU?
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There's a difference between devil worshippers and Satanists. They're both stupid though.
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Bearbeitet von Capiton Render: 8/25/2016 3:38:25 PMYou do realise the Church of satanism is an atheist group correct? http://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-fundamental-beliefs.php Come one man, being that you are open to their concepts, understanding them should be your first step before you even decide to try to talk on their behalf. Also the scary goat thing is Baphomet, idol originally believed to be worshiped by the templars, which represented logic, science, knowledge and other core beliefs followed by the CoS.
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2 AntwortenModern Satanism is actually something I think most atheists/agnostics do without trying. https://thesatanictemple.com/faq/
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1 AntwortenI love ISIS. Everytime America tried to bring stability to the middle east by killing evile men they came in and made more evile men.
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Bearbeitet von Ogma: Destroyer of Worlds: 8/25/2016 1:27:18 PMThe actual Church of Satan are basically just atheists with theatrics. Most of what they do is just to prove a point. They are fantastic.
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Bump for later
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26 AntwortenLaVeyan Satanism has some good thoughts. Great moral code I'd say. Compared to something like The Ten Commandments, it is superior. I like Satanists too.
