To many this joke will seem cruel. To some, ironic. But to a small few who understand what the joke means, it will be both horrifying and hilarious. [quote]Man has a headache. He has had it since Thursday. Day is Friday. He goes to doctor and Doctor finds tumor in his brain. Doctor tells him he will die on Sunday, unless operated on. He also tells the man that the earliest he can have the surgery is on Saturday. Man comes back the next day. It is Saturday. Doctor performs surgery. Surgery successful. Man will not be dying on Sunday. Man leaves the hospital and drives home. Man is rear ended by a drunk driver at a high speed. Man is thrown from car and dies on impact with asphalt. It is Saturday. Man will not be dying on Sunday.[/quote]