Well a few months ago I discovered that I had head lice so I did what any morally sensible human would do, I bought some special shampoo and burned my house down. So anyway I felt an itch and I decided to check again, and what I saw will change you forever. My lice apparently developed an immunity to the antibiotics. Upon closer inspection I saw that my lice reached a Neolithic Era. They have developed small communities and began hunting other animals that have invaded my hair. Please help what do I do? Edit 1: they have reached Roman civilization and have conquered my room. They have learned how to swim and now navigate using boats Edit 2: they have reached a age called the roarin 20's. They have invented gas masks and now use planes Edit 3: they have now invaded and enslaved a coworkers head lice. They have a capitalistic economy and a democratic government. Edit 4: bad news. As I get launched to a black hole with Bill Gates my lice invented 5 Billion tiny spacecrafts that go 4x faster than the speed of light. My lice pulled me out of the black hole and they left a 1 million of themselves to conquer the black hole