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Bearbeitet von KatTheTimelord:
8/5/2016 12:59:45 AM
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Most awkward thing that has happened to you
I'm trying again guys. What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you? Whether it be your parents walking in, something you said at a bar that you regret, anything from your past that makes you cringe when you think about it in the shower.
Edit: I forgot to mention that this idea spawned from FartMonkey.
[spoiler]1) My family is church of christ. When I was 12 I told my mom I was Agnostic (i'm Athiest now but being raised Christian it was hard for me.) So, family reunion the following September my mom decided to tell my family that I am Agnostic and everyone was like O: O: O: . And it was awkward explaining at 13 years old that I don't praise a tree to my step-grandfather. I don't think he understands what Agnosticism is. Lol
2) I was on my period at school in 8th grade. I was also wearing very light blue jeans at the time. The junior high was a fairly big one so there was stairs. I didn't even know about there being blood covering my jeans on my ass until my friend told me at the end of the school day.
3) Was talking to a guy I had a crush on (also in 8th grade). Was wearing blue penguin undies that day. Didn't realize there was a huge hole in my pants showing everyone my penguins. I played it off and said 'You're welcome for the show' and walked off.[/spoiler]
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[i]bump [/i]
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One time I thought it would be clever to knock a can onto the ground and force some nerd to pick it up. Ends up he has a good arm and can run pretty quick.
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I was in third grade just riding my bike on a beautiful Saturday morning. Then shit hits the fan. My pants get stuck in the gears, effectively leaving me stuck to the bike and immobilized. My options were to slowly scoot my way back to my house and not be home until well after sunset, or wiggle out of my pants and walk pant less home with my bike at my side. I chose the latter. Just imagine the embarrassment as people see me walking in my underwear while carrying a bike with pants in it (the gears wouldn't turn since the pants jammed the gears). Now it's just a great story to tell.
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6 AntwortenParents finding my b.net [spoiler]never happened but if it did...[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI'll let you know when the book is published.
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20 AntwortenA couple years ago, i was at a summer camp. There were 6 boys in my room. Me, Bailey, Curtis, Chase, Caleb, and Miche. All of a sudden, Curtis says [quote]lets have a fapping competition. [/quote] Keep in mind, its 11:00 at night, pitch black, and dead silent. For some reason, we all agree. So, everyone unzips, and starts fapping. Everyone except Miche and I. For the next few minutes, We all just sit there, moaning and twitching. All of a sudden, above me, (i was in a bunk bed) i just hear a relieved [quote]aaaahhhhhhh....[/quote] While still hearing a patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat in the background. To this day, i still dont know the objective. Create a new conspiracy theory and argue who shot first, or who lasted the longest.
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Flat Chest Enthusiast: 8/1/2016 11:33:08 PMPissed myself in the 3rd grade. [spoiler]no one noticed...[/spoiler]
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8 AntwortenI touched my cousin's boob on accident. [spoiler]She's technically not my cousin[/spoiler] [spoiler][quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/quote][/spoiler]
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A girl made eye contact with me
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3 AntwortenI was working as a cashier at a store and We were out of cigarettes, it is a small operation where the rule was 2 cashiers and 1-2 stocks on duty during the evening and only the cashiers were given access to the cigs in the back. Anyways, the second cashier had ran over to get the cigarettes & she decided to see what we needed as a customer walked up to the register. My hands were hanging down as I jumped off the stool and turned to help the customer, as I turned My hand slapped her right in the ass and I swear my eyes nearly popped out of my socket as she turned to me and said, "ahhh! Yes (name here)" I told her I was sorry and it was an accident. as she walked off the the back the customer started laughing at me.
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Seattle should have ran the ball
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My family started to talk about my sex life and that was only a couple of weeks ago. Like I'm only 15 (basically) I wouldn't be thinking about having sex at this age
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1 AntwortenI hit on a coworker who revealed she was married. To another woman. How the hell should I know? She wasn't wearing a ring.
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>mfw I forgot to cancel Amazon Prime and it drafted over to my account so I couldn't pay for gas
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9 AntwortenTalking to a hot girl that I've had a crush on for a while about getting a tattoo. "Yeah or I could go douchey and get a barbed wire armband." Her favorite uncle who had just died from cancer 2 months prior had a barbed wire armbad. Gdangit.png
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26 AntwortenMy life consists of only awkward moments. I am a walking talking awkward moment (-_- ) But I think the most awkward thing that happened recently is on this festival with a really good friend. [spoiler]Me and my friend went to this "music in the park" little "festival" that happens every year. There we bumped into her boyfriend who had a tent on the camping so he asked her to stay with him for the night. When it was time to go I realized I forgot my key and I couldn't get into my place so she offered to sleep with her and her boyfriend (Bad bad idea). I was cold and sleepy so I just agreed, what possibly could go wrong? Anyway, we got all into the tent, said goodnight and sleep. Or that's what everyone thought of each other. I was freezing so I had a hard time falling asleep. I thought everyone was asleep so I didn't move, afraid I'll wake someone. Than suddenly I hear my friend whispering and a little after she started making noises... I was so damn sleepy that I completely forgot her boyfriend was there too so I quietly sat up, poked her sides and asked her if she was okay.... Long story short: I did not poke my friend and I ruined her first time (⊙_⊙) [/spoiler] All I could do was awkwardly leave the tent and go home and ask the neighbours if I could stay there. Needless to say me and her had a very awkward friendship after that happened.
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1 AntwortenWhen I was 13, my family and my grandma went on a holiday to the beach for a week. The home we stayed in was pretty shitty, and the bathrooms had no locking mechanism. One day, I had severe constipation, so I went into the bathroom to get that turtlehead out. After 10 minutes of pushing, the boat finally sailed down the river into the sea. It was all good, until I saw the door handle move, and my grandmother walked in. We made eye contact, she told me she was now mentally scarred, and didn't speak to me for the rest of the week.
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3 AntwortenProbably when my parents found out I was watching porn back in 8th grade.
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1 AntwortenI have no idea where to start
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4 AntwortenEvery social encounter ever in which I have taken part.
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13 AntwortenWhen my girlfriend caught me laying into some girl. She was pissed until I asked about a threesome.
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7 AntwortenSinning :(
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4 AntwortenStarted checking out someone's ass and then realised they were a guy. -_-
