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Bearbeitet von arf1049:
7/18/2016 7:40:48 PM
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Can you imagine if Pokemon were real?
In an imaginary sense yeah the coolest thing ever. But realistically?
The battles would be outlawed because of how violent and dangerous they would be in real life. Can you imagine a charizard just burning another Pokemon to death? Or pikachu's electricity stopping people's heart whenever it's startled?
Certain species would be hunted for goods like starmi, staryu and whole myriad of others. (Those two just come to mind quickly)
Entire subtypes and species would be made illegal in some areas. Psychic, poison, fire, dragon and heavy earth come to mind readily for danger to humans and severe property damage.
People would do the equivalent of neuter Pokemon to remove dangerous abilities, like pikachu's electricity and vulpix's fire.
Pokemon defending themselves in the wild wouldn't be comical. It would kill people and other Pokemon/animals. Just imagine a group of scyther defending their territory.
Earthquake ability Pokemon... Wiscash does that when something goes into its territory.
Need I say more?
I mean... It would still be cool af, but few see it from this side of the argument.
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6 AntwortenBearbeitet von CaptainSaveahoe2: 7/20/2016 6:43:25 AMIs there some sex slave/toy or prostitute pokemon by any chance? Mmmhhhh.
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It would also be illegal because of the property damage done.
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They aren't?
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If Pokemon were real: Everyone would be away from home Everyone will go make a friend of the opposite sex Jinx would be at a strip club and or playboy club Arceus could destroy us all...
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2 AntwortenPETA would have a heart attack.
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Bearbeitet von NateWasBanned: 7/20/2016 2:16:27 PMI remember seeing a few hand drawn pictures of "Pokemon in real life", and I remember one that really stuck out was a picture of a trainer and their charmander sitting on a hill as the legendary Pokemon Ho-oh leveled a city with fire. Was actually kind of intimidating to look at
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1 AntwortenWe already have dangerous animals. :P
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Have you seen Australia? They already exist.
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Or you know over the 20 dif pokemon that kill children
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Then I'd have a pikachu on my shoulder at all times could use it as an improvised taser though
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I mean to an extent they are. You can own an evee with tail wag, tackle, defense curl, and probably even sand attack and you can have it fight other things
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If pokemon are real... Sadly, a certain site that you watch adult videos on would crash with a Pokémon category.
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3 AntwortenWatch this vid, you won't think it is cool afterwards!
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1 AntwortenWait, they aren't?
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We are real ya goof
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When I was a child, my brother convinced me they were. He said there was an island where they genetically created pokemon my mixing animal DNA. I was so unhappy when my dad told me my brother was teasing me LOL.
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I just want a real life Lucario... Or a Latios...
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Magikarp uses Splash! [spoiler]we're all doomed[/spoiler]
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Arceus... Doomsday attack
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1 AntwortenIf pokemon were real, we'd all be dead. One word: Magcargo.
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Or if anime in general was real
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1 AntwortenMeanwhile, I am flying around in the Distortion World on my mutha-fuking Giratina!!!!
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4 AntwortenI'd have a Cubone and he would be my best friend.
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2 AntwortenEvee as my pet
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1 AntwortenWe'd breed them and eat them Use them as utilities. Infinite electricity. Work with us. Hunted Pets
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5 AntwortenAliens would exist.
