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7/17/2016 12:21:41 AM
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You see this in your bathroom; what do you do?
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Nuke the town from orbit.
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Is clearly a mimic, opens it anyways. [b]YOU DIED[/b]
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Welcome to the hydraulic press channel...
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1 AntwortenYou man up and brush your goddamn teeth, a little spider like that won't hurt you. Trust me, I'm Australian. Probably the only one not afraid of something that ain't bigger than I am.
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Shot it, burn it down with the house, change phone numbers and change name and run from the cops.
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4 Antworten>Attempt to Karate squash the spider with the well placed toothbrush >Slip on some water on the floor >Crack my head on the sink >Die bleeding on the floor >Cops come in >Arrest the spider >Spider charged with manslaughter >Me: 1, Spider: 0
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1 AntwortenLet the spider keep the toothbrush, hell I'd let the spider keep the bathroom.
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Buy a new house
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4 AntwortenBrush my teeth.
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STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
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>TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND<
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[b][i]NOPE[/i][/b]
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Brush my teeth
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Well first you'll need a hazmat suit........
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Smash it on to my tooth brush and use it as tooth paste
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Get some TP, smother the spider with it, pinch it, flush down toilet I'm not a fucking child.
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Dude, last year I had a thread where I depicted my accounts with a brown recluse on my bathroom wall. I tried to turn on the bathroom lights and my hand hit something fuzzy.
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Shoot it
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1 AntwortenThe most humane thing to do Burn the house down Right?
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Brush ass
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SNUGGLE IT
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Splash rubbing alcohol on it and watch it die!
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Brush my teeth
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Burn down the entire house. Only sensible thing to do.
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Microwave it.
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1. Freak out for a few seconds since I've never seen a spider that big before 2. Grab magazine 3. Scoop sp00ky spider onto magazine 4. Toss the thing out of the window and hope it doesn't die from the fall
