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Bearbeitet von BlaqSpiral: 7/4/2016 2:30:02 AMNor mine, I don't have one, but the rents' can. [spoiler]but in all honesty, no stupid cat could come close.[/spoiler]
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That's because my dog is dead
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.....That is my dog.
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I taught my dog to do the conga with me, beat that!
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I taught my dog how to play dead. You make a finger gun and say "Bang!" at his tummy then he falls over ded.
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1 AntwortenPfft. I taught my dog to twirl. Beat that [spoiler]Pro Tip: You can't[/spoiler] [spoiler]But seriously, now she doesn't -blam!-ing stop. Whenever you're going to take her for a walk, she spins. Whenever you say paw, she spins. Whenever you go to give her food, SHE -blam!-ING SPINS[/spoiler]
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Stop rubbing it in. [spoiler]I don't have a dog...[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenMy dog just peed on my bed.
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1 AntwortenMine can tear a hole in a tennis ball and then squish it in her mouth a bunch and keep it away from people and attack my hand under my blanket.
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My dog understands left and right. Beat that.
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You're right. My nonexistent dog definitely can't do that.
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My dog can do that. But it wouldn't be hay she'd be shredding. It would be the the throat of an intruder. I -blam!-ing love my dog.
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That dog HATES hay like no other.
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My dog can suck on a cat's head like a lollipop. The cat enjoys it too. Sick bastard.
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My dog is dead. So you're right..... jerk
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Good dog!
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Look up?
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No but my dog can clap. I think that's pretty cool.