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6/24/2016 5:55:34 AM
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Clean the spoon between scoops?
So my girlfriend and I where in the mood for ice cream. And I was scooping the chocolate ice cream and then scooped into the strawberry ice cream with out cleaning the spoon off. I guess she got really mad about that but I don't know what the big deal is. I guess I'm supposed to clean all the chocolate of the spoon before scooping the strawberry. She didn't exactly offer to clean the spoon her self. I mean everyone likes to lick the spoon clean but whoops not her. She didn't really like it when I stuck the spoon in her face either... So she's mad a little chocolate got mixed in with the strawberry and she swore we'd never have ice cream again.
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1 AntwortenThe hell would she freak out for th- OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH (•-• )
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1 AntwortenNext time just go with her to Ben and Jerry's, they'll scoop her ice cream just right. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Tell her you like to clean spoons with your bum
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Strong username. Plus, your girlfriend sounds like a pain in the arsenal, trade her in.
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1 AntwortenTwo in the pink; one in the stink.
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2 AntwortenThe real crazy thing is that you used a spoon. [spoiler]If you know what I'm sayin'[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenIce cream before marriage is a sin.
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1 AntwortenIt's kind of sad how so many people don't get it. It's really -blam!-ing obvious.
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11 AntwortenSounds like she needs to try some truffle butter
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1 AntwortenI rarely clean my spoon between scoops, even if I've gone chocolate, strawberry, then chocolate again. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 AntwortenI almost didnt catch the real meaning... You sly bastard
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2 AntwortenBut chocolate strawberries are good. So by default that makes chocolate and strawberries ice cream good together. [spoiler]In short, your girlfriend is crazy.[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenDitch the spoon and just go in with the tongue and see how she likes that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 AntwortenAnd this is why there is a spoon and knife method for making PB&J. Knife for the peanut butter, spoon for the jelly or jam. No cross-contamination.
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1 Antwortenlol silly op women can't eat ice cream
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1 AntwortenBetween different ice creams? Yeah give it a quick wipe or something.
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1 AntwortenAlways, it's just polite. That or go with the strawberry 1st then finish with the chocolate.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Robin: 6/24/2016 10:36:21 PMWow. I get it. God dammit ~To the Batmobile
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3 AntwortenDid you warm the chocolate ice cream up before shoving your spoon in it? If not no wonder she hates you and won't give you ice cream again. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 AntwortenGoddammit. I know what you mean.
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1 AntwortenGrow a pair and use a fork
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1 AntwortenI would've done the same. What the -blam!- is wrong with you? Now she's gonna go for strawberry ice cream one day, and out of nowhere in the middle of her snack, her mouth is going to be horribly violated by unwelcome chocolate terror. Nice job, asshole.
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2 AntwortenShe gets that mad over that shit, she will cut your balls off if you slam it in her ass one night. Kick her to the curb.
