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6/23/2016 3:09:19 PM
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Listen, I gotta go.
Mariaaaa!
I'm coming, sweetheart!
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I can just fast travel from anywhere to anywhere (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) You gotta touch a grimy ass lantern, then touch a grave to go to another grimy ass lantern, meanwhile it is literally the year of the period with all the blood everywhere
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I'm at the Astral Clocktower! She's waiting for me! Wish me luck!
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Psh Have fun drowning in blood I'll be drowning in...something else with gwynevere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ah yes. Nothing. Cause she gone. Banged a dragon-man and left. [i]Bitch.[/i] BTW, me n Maria hanging out. She's kewl so far... [spoiler]Should I say "I want to put my Rakuyo in your Chalice Dungeon"?[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von reggie: 6/23/2016 3:22:16 PMAt least gwynevere isn't flat chested! In fact I think she's the opposite. Uber-chested. Have fun with that. Whenever somebody even touches her she tries to kill them, and usually does
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Don't think you get it. Gwynevere is an ILLUSION. Gwyndolin made her that way so he could jack off to her. Maria is still WAY cuter tho.
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It's like VR porn man. Two pillows will make do...for her ahem. BOOBS
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Bearbeitet von Weeaboo Of War: 6/23/2016 3:27:49 PMWhatever bro. Have fun banging a giant bitch. Now, back to talking with Maria... She's talking about some secret now. Don't know what, but ok.
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She's not as good as my last girlfriend, Priscilla. She literally was covered in fur and had a giant fluffy tail! :3
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Furry bitch. She dead.
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I -blam!-ed her so hard she died.
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whathe-blam!-bro.jpg BTW, Maria's flirting. What do.
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Remember that one time you walked in on my taking a shower! My dick is the size of your forearm lol
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Shit, I remember. Now she's getting closer...
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She's probably going to want you to have fun with her second hole. Be careful with that one.
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Oh god... I'm gonna have to go for a little bit.
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Don't get Herpes
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I'm back. It was GLORIOUS.
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The booty was glorious?
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All of it.
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💑=👙🍆💦💦💦🍑😫
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