Meanwhile on the 13th floor at Bungie Headquarters. [b]CEO: [/b]“DEEJ! Get in my office.” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“Ugh you wanted to see me Boss?” [b]CEO:[/b] “What’s the meaning of this?” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Meaning of what?” [b]CEO: [/b]“You puking all over twitter!” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “I’m sorry, but how was I supposed to know those taco’s were from last weeks party?” [b]CEO: [/b]“DeeJ you’re our number one PR guy, when people see your face they see Bungie. And that face just stained the carpets with human waste all over public media!” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“I’m really sorry what would you like me to do about it?” [b]CEO: [/b]“I don’t know you’re our PR wonder boy, you figure it out” [b]*Later*[/b] [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Common guys, I need some idea’s how to handle this! And before some forum Troll try’s to associate this with how we came up with our latest content.” [b]Luke: [/b]“Yeah don’t ask me… I still haven’t been able to live down the whole “Asshat thing” [b]Dev1: [/b]“Or the “Throw money at the screen” thing” [b]Luke: [/b]“Yeah, thanks for reminding me and by the way you’re FIRED!” [b]Dev1: [/b]“But I’m pretty sure I’m the only Writer left you haven’t fired” [b]Luke: [/b]“Yep, and you’re still fired” [b]Dev1: [/b]“Awe!” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Enough! Now let’s hear some idea’s that will keep me gainfully employed.” [b]Dev2: [/b]“I’ve got nothing…” [b]Dev3: [/b]“I don’t really like you enough to care” [b]Dev1: [/b]“I have a pretty good idea, but I’m too busy…cleaning out my desk *hint* hint* Wink* Wink*” [b]Cozmo: [/b]“I’ve got an idea that’s so crazy it just might work!” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“You’re like my own Mini Me, let’s hear it” [b]Cozmo: [/b]“Ok…So we may well own up to the fact that that puke happened, we can’t escape that. But we can make it look cool and nice.” [b] DeeJ: [/b]“If you can make puke look pretty then I’m out of a job” [b]Cozmo:[/b] “Right? Well kids like these Japanese cartoons called “Anime” And they censor out the puke by turning it into a beautiful rainbow! Put some cute cuddly characters in the background, and BAM! Bungie saved” [b]Dev2: [/b]“…Weeabo” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“Sounds good to me, alright you guys get started!” [b]Dev3:[/b] “Yeah about that…Phil is the only guy who knows how to draw rainbow puke and you guys just fired him” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“...You guys are more rotten then those 10 day old rancid tacos I ate” [b]Dev2: [/b]“Yes, but at least we’re smart enough not to have ate them” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “…” [spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to the #Destiny forum. See [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/140391030/0/0]Cozmo's thread[/url] for more information about the #Destiny tag and its uses. Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler]