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Bad superpowers
The official list of bad superpowers.
1. The ability to fly north.
2. The ability to change anything to a solid color.
3. The power to speed up time by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
4. The ability to read the minds of dead people.
5. The ability to walk through non-solid things.
6. The ability to change from far-sighted to near-sighted.
7. The ability to turn invisible when alone.
8. The ability to sleep on command.
9. The ability to use a gimmick URL when you talk.
10. The ability to read the minds of inanimate objects.
11. The ability to grow by consuming other life.
12. The ability to cook everything you touch.
13. The ability to resurrect living things.
14. The ability to create a storm over your head only.
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#Offtopic
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Are you serious? I'd love to turn invisible while I'm alone! Do you know how many stores can be broken into after closing hours without anyone seeing who did it? Sleeping on command would come in handy so well, too.
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2 AntwortenHonestly, I'd like a few one those...
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Half of these are pretty bad ass imo
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1 Antworten15. The ability to kill anything, as long is it doesn't have a heartbeat.
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1 Antworten4. Wouldn't be so bad. Kill your enemies and ask questions later, aka rip the info from their minds. Or go to a graveyard and learn battle tactics and strategies, literally having an entire army's knowledge at your disposal! You literally would have lifetimes upon lifetimes of knowledge at your disposal.
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Okay 10 is a dope power wtf are you on
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United States of America
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I want to hallucinate without acid
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1 AntwortenI want to sleep on command!
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This made me laugh. Lol :)
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12 would be sweet.
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The ability to sleep on command would have changed my childhood. Seriusly sometimes it could take me hours to fall asleep
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Number 8 is actually a good power
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Some of these aren't bad...
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The ability to uncontrollably emit ionizing radiation. You can't shut it off.
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1 AntwortenThis makes me want to watch RvB
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1 AntwortenWhat happens when you're at the north pole, and you try to fly?
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If you could fly north you could cut the price of traveling north in half and be a human compass
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6 AntwortenUsing 11 by feeding my penis everything.
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The ability to turn into a ball.
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The ability to have no powers
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5 AntwortenThe fly north thing isn't bad if you're stranded or lost
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1 AntwortenI wont lie, over half of those are anything but useless... I mean, if you can read the minds of dead people, you would make a great murder detective.
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3 AntwortenAbility to flawlessly say the alphabet backwards when threatened.
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You forgot about Daredevil's power: the ability for a blind man to see
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The ability to turn your eyes into Acorns
