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5/25/2016 8:55:35 AM
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How did you find out where babies come from?
When I was 3 I asked a nurse in hospital and I got a really detailed explanation.
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will you tell me
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1 Antworten"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
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school bathroom
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Ronald McDonald and this huge ass dildo mascot tought me how to fuc[u]k[/u]
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1 AntwortenI was actually born, unlike you synths.
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Bearbeitet von PurpleFyrus: 5/27/2016 11:33:51 AMMonty Python The sex ed skit My parents walked into the living room as it wrapped up and were like: "Well thats just Fu**ing great! Now we don't have to tell him!!" Honestly was the best way to learn, comedy makes everything easy, especially with John Cleese
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1 AntwortenYeh of course I know.... They come from babylandia and whenever a parent wants a baby they just call the hotline and order up a hot one
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A magazine
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Bearbeitet von Whoknows: 5/27/2016 2:21:29 AMWhen i was in 2nd grade there was this really hot 5th grader who walked home with me. She explained it to me one day on the bus. After that day she never rode the bus again and i havent seen her since. Hopefully ill be bale to find her eventually and ask her why her of she had to move to bel air because of one little fight she got into, which in turn must have scared her mom.
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It's an unofficial ritual in 3rd grade to learn about it from your friends who learned it from the 4th graders. [spoiler]INB4 someone says the school[/spoiler]
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5th grade after watching porn. I knew that sperm and eggs needed each other to produce a baby, I just didn't know how.
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2 AntwortenI think I was 12 or 13 maybe and my friends passed me a porno in school. I was oblivious to what a "porno" was and my friends were assholishly cryptic about its contents. Now, at that time, VHS ownership was still commonplace. So I took the cartridge home after school, put it in my VCR, and watched it. I believe that tape was a solid hour and a half. I started feeling funny about 10 minutes in then became "enlightened". The next day my mother found the tape in one of my drawers and confronted me about it. Then she told me the story of the birds and the bees. Rip. [spoiler]*dabs*[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Sir Maximoose: 5/27/2016 12:14:17 AMI learned from sex ed. When I asked my mother at age 5 where I came from, she said: "You came from mummy's tummy" I then replied with: "You mean you ate me?!" Apparently I didn't ask any more questions.
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1 Antworten>insert Lenny< ed.
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Your mom showed me...?
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6th grade health class was when I learned all the technical mumbo jumbo but before that I had a general idea.
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Well. I was 32 and my daughter...
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My dad attempted to give me the talk when I was about 9, but I was in the middle of a great game of Star Wars Battlefront at the time, so I wasn't really paying attention, and I got absolutely no knowledge out of the conversation. I didn't truly figure it out until I was 12 - my friend sitting next to me on the bus had to fill me in.
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1 AntwortenFollowed a stork
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1 AntwortenI had a perverted friend in 4th grade who knew all of that stuff already.
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Around the time I was 5... Plus a year or two before I walked in on my parents climbing on one another, and then a while after my sister came along... So I was kinda left to put 2 and 2 together...
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Bearbeitet von SharkHorse: 5/26/2016 1:45:24 PMSquirrel, did you know Golf is the only sport to be played on the moon?[spoiler]this has been Sharkfacts™[/spoiler]
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My uncle gave me practical lessons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *gets sprinkled*
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My uncle gave me practical lessons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *gets sprinkled*
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My mother gave me a medical encyclopedia
