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5/16/2016 4:45:39 AM
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Don't do Drugs
For each marijuana you inject, your memes get 18.734x less dank. You will become nothing more than a common shitposter. That's what happened to Krishnas Prophet, he injected 7 marijuanas and lost all the creativity to his shitposts. Don't let this happen to you, stick with memes.
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Masque of Night: 5/18/2016 12:08:08 AMWith how often i'm seeing internet memes referenced in real life by the younger crowd nowadays, I feel like we've reached a bizarre point of blurred reality where cyber-culture is more strongly merging with that of the non-cyber world. That being said, I don't think i've ever felt more disconnected with the newer generation than I do currently. Not really all that despondent about it, just making an observation.
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1 AntwortenLife is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying
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7 AntwortenDon't let this happen to you.
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3 AntwortenMy roommate is doing heroin on my property and I called her P.O. and they sent out police here. Meanwhile my mother calls and I tell her I already called the police and they're coming, she immediately hangs up and calls up this heroin addict and tells her the cops are coming. Hopefully both the heroin addict and stupid mother go to jail. Peace.
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Relevant
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Don't smoke alcohol or drink drugs kids.
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Don't be a krishnas. Be a Bryan.
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"You don't have to life your life addicted to smack. Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack"
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But wat if u hav a cancer b0ss
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8 AntwortenIf you inject marijuana, you'll go down the wrong path.
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Exhibit A: "dank" is used to describe two things.. memes and weed. Exhibit B: memes are clearly created by stoned people Conclusion: Checkmate atheists
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2 AntwortenBut memes are stupid though.
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Pugs not drugs
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Uhhhh for sure do drugs.
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I like drugs
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> "no bad side effects" > I beg to differ. We're all here.
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You disrespect marijuana!?!?! [u][b]Reported![/b][/u] [spoiler]For naming and shaming...[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Panda: 5/16/2016 7:06:51 PMI rather have Memes to post all day I smoke everyday anyways lol
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i]
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But what if I inject myself with dank memes involving Marijuana?
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Drugs may be worse but memes are getting out of hand.
