There I said it. IM A TRANS GENDER. Im sick of hiding it Ive known I was Trans for a long time. 39 years to be exact. I realized it while in Theater with a girl friend. The movie we were watching was "Smokey and the Bandit". There I was with a smoking hot babe yet all i could think about was Burt Reynolds. His hair his eyes his muscles. Oh baby. But back then I didnt know what this all meant. A man was supposed to be with a woman. A man couldnt be with another man. So I suppressed these feelings.....Until last week when I learned of a surgery that could make it possible to change my gender I searched and searched for someone to do the surgery for me. All the surgeons I talked to said it wasnt their area of expertise. I know it was really just their bigotry stopping them from helping me. Cis gendered scum! But then one Surgeon directed me to one of his friends who he said would be my guy to do what i needed done. So hastily I went to my bank and withdrew all of my savings. From there I went to his auto body shop. The team of mechanics there told me I was crazy, but I didnt care. I handed him a wad of money and they reluctantly went to work on my body. A few days later and the surgery was complete I am finally in the correct body. I am finally able to please Burt Reynolds. I am finally a 1976 Pontiac Trans Am (With 77' front end, just the way Burt likes it). 400 engine. 6.6 litre. Decals to boot. Dreams do come true. Love overcomes everything *Revs engine and drives off with Burt into the sunset with Deputy Buford choking on our dust*