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5/2/2016 2:36:12 PM
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Not at school; running 101.9 fever.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Anyone got jokes?
English
#Offtopic
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von DigitalNinja: 5/2/2016 5:29:34 PMSo three guys die in a car accident and go to heaven. One guy is a mathematician, the second is a philosopher, and the third is a simpleton. Upon reaching the gate, they find God and Satan blocking the way. God tells them the heaven is crowded, and that will only let them in if they ask something that He doesn't know. The mathematician, being the cocky one, goes first, and shows God a complex equation that he has been working on his entire life. Unsurprisingly, God solves it in seconds, and the mathematician is taken to hell. The philosopher goes next, and presents God with a moral situation that has seemingly no benevolent outcome. God, being God, finds a solution, much to the dismay of the philosopher, who was then sent after the mathematician. Finally, the idiot walks up, and requests a chair with 20 holes drilled into it. He sits on the chair, and let's out a massive fart. He then stands back up, and asks God; "which hole did I fart out of?" God instantly replies; "8th up, 2 to the left." "Nope!" Replies the idiot. "It came out of my ass." He was let into heaven.
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2 AntwortenAtleast you're not in even worse pain. Try to think think about what caused this.
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Look in the mirror... [spoiler]rekt[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Mongoose: 5/3/2016 3:36:36 PMWish I could stay back with only a 101.9...
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2 AntwortenSo this guy gets to the whorehouse and sees there's a line from the front door all the way around the block. He says, "A line at the whorehouse!?!? WTF!?!?", and he gets his fists ready and starts swinging his arms around. Then he charges straight into the crowd and... [spoiler]punches up the fu.ckline.[/spoiler]
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2 Antworten( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Create a new copypasta using Lenny. That is your task.
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1 AntwortenWhere's it going? Your fever?
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How did Moses brew his tea? [spoiler][b]Hebrew[/b]ed it![/spoiler] [spoiler]im sorry[/spoiler] [i]Get well, kiddo. [/i]
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I just left school cus I sprained my wrist during dance class
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1 AntwortenIf I had a penny for every sick child in the world, I could cure my cancer
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1 AntwortenFrench pride.
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What's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler] [spoiler]im sorry[/spoiler] [spoiler]*kills himself*[/spoiler]
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8 AntwortenI did hurt my leg. "That's not so bad", you would say, but to get out of my house I need to climb 80 stairs. I'm stuck in my house ;~;
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Bearbeitet von ROBOT JOSH: 5/3/2016 4:09:46 PMHere's something to read!
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1 AntwortenFeel better soon .why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing !
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2 AntwortenI got PARCC this week so if I'm sick, there is no option lol
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1 AntwortenThat's it?
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1 AntwortenDid you hear about the kidnapping at the preschool this morning? [spoiler]He woke up.[/spoiler]
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Here's a joke: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Edit: Sorry, I accidentally used my Hebrew keyboard
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1 AntwortenThose are amateur numbers.
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1 AntwortenWhat's the only thing worth more to a Jew than gold? [spoiler]bread[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhat's white on top and black on the bottom? [spoiler]Society[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenLook up Homunculus 2 on YT. Watch the entire thing. It's the first result.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Pyrple III: 5/2/2016 2:41:31 PMYo mama is so fat she only puts makeup on one side of her face because the only place she ever goes is [i]the drive-thru.[/i]
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1 AntwortenOMG have you seen Hellen Keller's father? [spoiler]Neither has she.[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenShameless bump.
