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5/1/2016 8:40:51 PM
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I don't know, there's some good "your mom" jokes out there.
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Yo momma so fat, when she spawns into the crucible Lord Shaxx says, " You're crushing them!" Yo momma so fat, my ghost has to scan 4 cracks to find her chamber of night Yo momma so fat, the cabal destroyed her just for getting in their way Yo momma is like Xur, everyone sees her Friday night and leaves disappointed Yo momma so ugly, she could wear her helmet in the tower at launch and it wasn't optional
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Lol, I like the cabal one!
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"Chamber of night", LMFAO
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but this week xur brought something good.
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Yo momma so ugly, when she took the gaze golgoroth ignored her.
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Your mamma so fat Atheon had to teleport Mars to her
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Saw this once... "Your mom is so ugly, Scorpion told her 'STAY OVER THERE!!!'"
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Love it! That's a keeper.
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Your momma's so fat that I would've insulted her behind her back instead of to her face but my car only has half a tank of gas.
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I get that Refrence
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New Prius commercial? Lol
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Actually it is an Al Bundy reference
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Your momma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
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Bearbeitet von Crystlazar: 5/1/2016 9:03:48 PMYour mom is so fat, that when she gets killed in the Crucible it counts as a double kill!
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Hilarious inside joke
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ew that was cringy as shit
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The exclamation point made it cringey
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Your mom is so fat that she has her own gravity! [spoiler]ba du tsh[/spoiler]
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Should be gravitational pull.
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Every physical thing in the universe has its own gravity...
