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4/16/2016 3:59:06 PM
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How do you pee?
How? Punk!
(Sorry, these are heavily male oriented)
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1 Antwortenmy tube is more accurate than the longbow synthesis
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With vigor
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4 Antworten[i] [/i]
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33 AntwortenSitting down. I mean, I can try to stand up but I'm almost sure I'll just miss the toilet completely and have it all on the ground.
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1 AntwortenI aim for the water not for accuracy, but to assert my dominance as alpha to those around me.
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With my dick. I really don't know any other way.
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2 AntwortenMake the wee wee hard. Then stroke it until the thick white pee comes out.
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I aim for the dead center of the bowl. No one can think I'm jerking off if they hear the sound of water splashing.
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6 AntwortenRelevant.
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5 AntwortenSo, question now that we are talking about this. First of all ive got no problems at all, but has someone here had this weird experience that when you wake up ( or at least when it happened to me i had just woken up ) and go to pee for like 4 secs i dunno how, but when you are "discharging" the pee goes in two ways except linear like usual because the exit is kind of blocked. Anybody?
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1 AntwortenIn a toilet
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1 AntwortenI only stand when I have to use a public restroom, but even then I use regular stalls, always have hated urinals.
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2 AntwortenHome: side of bowl to be silent Public: pee as hard as I can in water to sound manlier
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On burning children.
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Usually will either aim for the bowl or the water. Or sometimes I sit down, just depends on how i'm feeling at the time.
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2 AntwortenTo the side in public so people don't hear me. Then into the water because people might hear me peeing on the side and think I'm pissing on the seat. Then on to the side so people don't hear me. Etc.
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5 AntwortenI have a question. Does anyone get that weird pee shake where you do a weird body shake right after you get done peeing?
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On a burning building
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1 or 2 depends on how lazy I am that day
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7 Antworten
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1 AntwortenI try to go for length
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2-3. 3 if I need to do both
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5 Antworten-- GDPR: removed by user request --
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Oh good... I thought I was the only one who [spoiler]peed in my clothes[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenI aim for the front part of the bowl
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1 AntwortenLike a rainbow
