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3/29/2016 1:42:39 AM
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Worst things to say at a funeral
My Grandma and Grandpa went to a funeral for someone my grandpa worked with and my grandma went up to the guys wife and said "my congratulations" instead of my condolences. What are some other terrible things to say?
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You're next.
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1 AntwortenPull out your Pentagram pendant and praise Cthulhu.
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This silence is killing me
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Going up to the hottest chick at the funeral and saying "hey, that's not the only stiff in this room".
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Bearbeitet von WhiteInk47: 3/31/2016 1:58:51 AM"I just dropped my watermelon, oh shit better check on it! I'll be back everyone!" Then run out squealing like a little girl on your pet tricycle.
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Dude he's wearing my mankini do you mind if I take it back?
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"So can I have their money or what."
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I once laughed at a funeral... multiple times... during the service [spoiler]I space out and think of funny things a lot[/spoiler]
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Well I heard hell is a nice place to go to
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He died like a pussy! Can I keep his phone? I fūcked his bitch in the casket! It's just a prank bro! Br-bro, you getting up...?
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Now that he's dead I can never apologize for giving him money then threatening into suicide because he couldn't pay it back. At least I got his wife at the end.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Kirby235711: 3/30/2016 12:07:53 AM*reaches into corpse's pocket* He owed me thirty bucks for lunch.
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7 AntwortenHOW LONG IS THAT RESPAWN?
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8 AntwortenEverybody wipe!
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I knew it was a bad idea to dress as the Grim Reaper.
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Bungie thorn 2 op
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Bearbeitet von LordofArbiters: 3/30/2016 10:51:41 PM"I bet he's having a good time up there. He's probably -blam!-ing his daughter that committed suicide years ago."
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"After we're done here can I borrow this?"
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This is so boring when's the buffet.
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That moment you say you killed the last guy in SnD with a trickshot and you tell him RIP
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Best lay I ever had. Rip.
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Death makes me so horny!
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1 AntwortenTie a get well soon balloon to the casket
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Walk in... Who died?
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I already told my friend that if I die before him I want him to dress up as the Grim Reaper and just lay his hand on my casket so I guess that's pretty bad.
