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3/23/2016 2:30:27 AM
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FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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1 AntwortenAbsolutely nothing.
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Hot! I'm over free!
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Or am I?
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My dog ate it.
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Booty be\(•-• )/this big
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It's just a prank, bro.
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Wow, it worked! Man, I can't believe it... Oh, you're back. I just hypnotized you into arresting me; you totally believed it! I gotcha good man... But you can let me go now. Seriously, I didn't actually do anything wrong. It was all in your head. Just check the security camera footage. [spoiler]This might actually work...[/spoiler] [spoiler] -Cop turns around to check footage -Runs for my life -Gets shot in back -Mfw I shoulda not run and just stuck to the story[/spoiler]
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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, COTTONTAIL! *as he makes off with a bag filled with Midnicampum holicithias*
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i shot the sheriff
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I'm just getting a drink.
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It was the squirrels I swear!
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1 AntwortenWant to know how I got these scars?
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*Goes into cardiac arrest*
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No you are
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Jokes on you, I want to be arrested. [spoiler]insert Lenny face here[/spoiler]
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I know you are but what am I *airhorns and shit go off*
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Eat the smallest child
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360 no scope the cop then t-bag him
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Ok bro. What did I do again?
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You can have your cuffs back hands over fuzzy cuffs
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But first; awnser me these questions three..
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Dharak Colossus: 3/26/2016 11:10:16 PM-blam!- you! I'm Irish bitch!
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It's a clock! I swear!
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I'm not wearing a dress, sonny. You may want to stop those robbers across the street, though.
