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3/23/2016 2:30:27 AM
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FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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April fools! The real criminal got away!
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"But it's opposite day"
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Your shoes untied *cop looks at shoe* "hey no it's not" * no one there*
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Bearbeitet von Trash Bags: 3/29/2016 9:24:51 PMId say im black. and you will feel the might of the political left. Im white so id be free.
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1 AntwortenI know you are but what am I?
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Youareanidiot.com
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Now now officer I'm sure we can work this out somehow *pulls down neck hole of shirt*
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Me - "It's just a game? Why you get mad?"
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But it's opposite day
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*looks up* Where is he?
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1 Antworten*drops the base*
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Bearbeitet von Dharak Colossus: 3/29/2016 2:08:56 AMWho dafuq's 'Arrest?' *airhorns 'n shit go off*
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4 AntwortenBut I'm white
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SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY
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I don't know who this arrest person i am under.
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Bro I just took a slim Jim chill
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1 AntwortenI'm TheGreatNike! Then use my forum powers to elude the authorities. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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3 Antworten[url=http://img.ifcdn.com/images/9f228135c570239816f3f534550c358512a5271f5e8b82a28ebcdc6bfe478488_1.jpg]objection![/url]
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Got any loo roll?
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Halt, you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
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I like turtles
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He did it [spoiler]when they look I run away[/spoiler]
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I'm not black! [spoiler]I'll just see myself out.[/spoiler]
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I'm innocent! OP did it!
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1 AntwortenAbsolutely nothing.
