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3/11/2016 10:37:08 PM
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A Cabal eats your car. What will you do?
You're about to head off to work. You walk outside and see one of those fat bastards dining on your car. What will you do?
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#Destiny
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5 AntwortenNothing. I don't have the Caballs to go up against a 2-ton space turtle.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Majora: 3/18/2016 1:04:44 PMSimple. Eat the Cabal.
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Make it a friend. Take it to work. Put it in the elevator. Laugh.
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Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.
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Slap it in the fast. [b]Then beat the shit out of it and shoot it to death[/b]
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Don't have one ;)
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Call my instance agent.
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I feisty back hand across the cheek will do him, and a stern look of disapproval -_-
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Take a picture. They're never gonna believe this!!
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Pray the insurance covers fat hungry aliens.
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My boss wouldn't believe me if I told him. He just wouldn't lol
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Call my insurance rep and try to explain that I had a car, and an insurance rep in high school
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Walk to work?
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Call Allstate, file a claim, tell my boss that i cant come to work, pay off the cabal i hired 5 days back, go to living room with snacks and beer, turn on tv, and profit.
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Me - "Oh you like to eat huh?" Cabal - *Nods yes* Me - "Well then I hope you have enough room for some 12-gauge!"
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Play automatron.
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Wake up and realize it was just a dream
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Give him a big, snuggly hug!
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Wha why would a cabal eat a car to begin with like wtf do the eat metal
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Call 911
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Throw hammers in their face sense they are so hungry
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Nova Bomb it and go to Mars to eat more of them.
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