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3/11/2016 10:37:08 PM
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A Cabal eats your car. What will you do?
You're about to head off to work. You walk outside and see one of those fat bastards dining on your car. What will you do?
English
#Destiny
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1 AntwortenF[b]u[/b]ck it. Cause why not. Think Jay said this or something like it in Clerks 2
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1 Antworten[b]Join him.[/b]
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1 Antworten[i]"saddle up..."[/i]
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Ask bungie to [spoiler]nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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6 Antworten"Eat it back" -Variks
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I run him over with my Chinese scooter.
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1 Antworten1. Unlock the car doors using the key. 2. Grab my Christmas 2013 Pocket Knife and open it and then open the door and get in. 3. Drive out of it. 4. Make up excuse to not go to work involving the car being drenched in oil (Cabal blood) and taking it to the shop, 5. Pray other Cabal are around. 6. Look for female Psions if step 5 works. 7. You know where this is going.
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Why I'm glad you asked... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Nerf fusion rifles of course
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Give them a LOT of cheese! Stop them up! Make them pay!
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How bout question what mutated freak of a cabal is in front of me, because I don't think they normally have the physiology to eat a car
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Whine for a nerf
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2 AntwortenPromise him I havnt forgotten his friend like so many. I know what the next update will be about. #NoCabalLeftBehind #SaveElevatorCabal
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1 AntwortenShould have switched to Geico...
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Square up! *raze lighter in my hands behind my back
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Use good old jellyhorn
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Call Jake from Statefarm.
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Follow it around for days waiting for it to poop it out.
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Probably summon my sparrow and jet the hell away. 👊
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2 AntwortenWhen I first read this, I saw him picking up the car and taking huge chunks out of it. Then I saw dining. And it immediately changed to a cabal pleasantly sitting down with a napkin and a knife and fork tucking into some car. Id join him.
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... Kill it with.... Fire
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Take some selfies of course. Cabal loves ducks!
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I'd hope the damage is covered under the comprehensive portion of my insurance policy. In any case, I'd be happy he freed up some garage space since I'm currently car shopping.
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Cut his insides out and wear his skin like a suit.
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12 AntwortenWalk to work. [b]Then come back and staple the fat f**ker to a tree and beat him with a rake.[/b]
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5 AntwortenNothing. I don't have the Caballs to go up against a 2-ton space turtle.
