You're about to head off to work. You walk outside and see one of those fat bastards dining on your car. What will you do?
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#Destiny
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Warranty, get his insurance information.
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Eat the cabal
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Carry on riding my R6 to work prob solved
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Blink flux grenade him like the trailer
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Eat him back because am a fat -blam!-
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Take the bus don't want to be late for work.
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Call statefarm
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Hope my insurance covers it
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Offer him a drink. And tell him to let it all out about [i]Elevator Cabal[/i]
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Put him in an elevator that's falling down a shaft.
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Kick him in the caballs
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Hello *Pulls out Glock* Goodbye *Drives to work in half a car*
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1 AntwortenThey don't eat cars.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Arbiter156: 3/18/2016 1:02:46 PMI tell the fat cosplayer to -blam!- off and eat my neighbours van Edit: or failing that reenact the game of thrones fight between the mountain and the viper Say her name!, Toyota Prius!! You smashed her, you broke her, you ate her tyres!! *Stab What? You're dying?, no no I need you to confess Toyota Prius!! Say her name!! You smashed her!! You broke her!! You ate her tyres!! Who gave you the order?! Who gave the order?! *Cabal swipes with arm* *I lose teeth* *uncontrollable screaming*
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Grab my redneck buddies Grab my 4th horseman Go cabal hunting to the point of genocide
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Brokenspade: 3/17/2016 11:08:46 AMLaugh as the carcinogens from the cheaply made components begin to poison him... for a slow agonizing death. [spoiler]it's a geo metro[/spoiler]
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Nerf cabal [spoiler]or use 4th horseman on his ass[/spoiler]
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“ like a good neighbor, state farm is there"
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Can I just peregrine greave the -blam!- out of his face
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Hop in my red bar, I mean car, and drive away laughing
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1 AntwortenKill myself and let my ghost respawn me with a new ear.
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Suggest that next time he's hungry he eats my neighbour's car since they normally have about 4 cars parked on the street Take the bus to work [spoiler]We're polite in England[/spoiler]
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Take the cab-al! After kicking it in the ca-balls!