Hello dis Habilis here. Today Habilis makes shitty (but true) argument against worldwide flood geology and that supports evolution. Here is argument against flood: poop. Everything poop. Dog, fish, bird, and dinosaur poops. Even Habilis poops. But,[i] only living things poop.[/i] When creature dies, sometimes it makes one last poop. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02FNsVruaVs]Like when Wal-Mart dies in South Park[/url]. But this still represents life. After dead, no more pooping.
Fossil poop rare. [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite] When fossilized poop called coprolite. It is found in fossil record[/url]. If fossil poos found throughout fossil record, how did animals poop after they died from Noah's big flood? Think about this: if flood true, eventually, after 40 days water cover whole earth. Animals all dead. But, geological layers that represent total submergence of earth [i]also[/i] have fossil poop. Only living animals poop. If true, during Noah's flood dead animals some how pooped. Habilis thinks this impossible. Studying poop is important part of science. It tells us much about environment past and present. Scientists even find microscopic Anthropod (millipedes etc) poop from very early fossil record. These first organisms besides plants to live on earth. So, next time you poo remember: you pinching off beautiful turds of truth. Turds that tell story of past, present, and maybe future. Happy poos.
Habilis goes eats manioc, sees you later.
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