Say things that are true, but very hard to believe about yourself.
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#Offtopic
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12 AntwortenI had ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) text with a girl I met here on OffTopic. After we finished, I fell in love with her. We're still friends. She's cool. She's the only girl I would date. [spoiler]No. You don't need to know her name.[/spoiler]
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5 AntwortenMany years ago I pleasured myself while in the living room while my family was there. My parents didn't see me [spoiler]god why was I so stupid [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von LORDMAST3RCHAOS: 3/18/2016 7:09:17 PMHitler once was saved by a man while drowning [spoiler]this man was a Jewish priest[/spoiler] nothing to know about me
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1 AntwortenI prefer Trump over Bernie >_>.
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1 AntwortenThese people are sex offenders
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2 Antworten6-7 yearS ago i peed while i was sleeping
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2 Antwortennearly tripped over a splattered person on the side of the road. [spoiler]too busy running when i saw the plane hit the first tower[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenDavid Letterman is a reptile from the moon. [spoiler]its true there's a video on on YouTube about it[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenOh this'll be good. I'm gay have been all my life and I've probably had more girlfriends than you not that I'm proud of it though lol
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5 AntwortenI was once mugged by somone wielding only a lobster
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19 AntwortenI plan to grow up to be a doctor who will slowly steal drugs from the hospital until I have enough to fuel my serial killings, which will be done in creative ways, but untraceable, and a movie/book/game quote will be left somewhere in the crime scene that pertains to the way the person was killed.
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3 AntwortenI don't do porn.
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1 AntwortenI can bench 290 and my weight is 157.
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1 Antworteni banged Celestia. done
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1 AntwortenI'm actually a female
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3 AntwortenMore killed per year by vending machines then by terrorists
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5 AntwortenHalo reach was my favorite halo and in my opinion was the best halo. Played it on 360. *prepares for hate*
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1 AntwortenI have a dick
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1 AntwortenI am not a bundle of sticks
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1 AntwortenI'm real
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2 AntwortenI stopped four people from suicide
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5 AntwortenI regularly consume dihydrogen monoxide. It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It even kinda tastes like water.
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6 AntwortenI'm black and I can't dunk.
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1 AntwortenI love you[spoiler]discuss[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenDonald trump will make America great again
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1 AntwortenI did meth