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Bearbeitet von Owlish Athena:
7/2/2016 9:07:52 AM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done one of these at some point.
1) The "Lone Wolf"- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but can't
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around without being of much use at all
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the evil one that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has suck a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
Edit: Also see my new post, "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Here is a link to it:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194698097/0/0
Also The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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I'm all of these except 4-6
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The Blamer: The teammate who blames lag for everything bad that happens to them.
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The Skeptic: The teammate who says your plan is bad, but comes up with no other alternative.
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The Pantomime: The teammate who pretends to win gunfights alone without any callouts at all, and dies.
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Is it possible for someone to be more than one of these types of players?
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What do you call the guy who could help you kill the enemy but doesn't until you're dead and they're reloading?
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The headless chicken- keeps running in blindly without his team mates and feeding enemy kills. Usually the one that complains about snipers because of his lack of map awareness
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I always try to be the lone wolf it sucks cause sometimes i can look MLG pro and sometimes I go 4-18 lol
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Number 8 all the time! No jokes. Its like: shoot into back up to reload into being pushed into los whilst stil reloading. Then dying.
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The clueless - That guy that doesn't see the two enemies shooting you even though they're literally RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
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I'm definitely #9 except I don't normally run out. I'm normally the one standing in front of my teammates taking enemy fire. and as a hunter thats a really bad idea lol. Depending on the game though decides if I try running with teammates or going off by myself.
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The Shooting Range- teamates who run in front of you in a firefight and then proceed to strafe dance the entire time, deflecting all of your shots in the process.
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The one who dies 20 times in a game of clash
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I am always the meat shield, my entire team will be pushing up, then they all just stop and let me go ahead. I swear this happens every game.
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von CopicX: 2/29/2016 1:46:12 PMThe blueberry. The one that has 10+ captures and a very negative k/d in Control. The stingy one The one that takes heavy alone when there are team mates runningg towards in and no red on the radar.... The laggy super The one that kills you with a super without doing the animation. The Angelina Jolie The one that shoots you behind a corner because their bullets curve. The showoff The one that uses NLB in a 6v6 match and gets 0-1 kills with it. The lucky one The one with a godly roll on their shotgun/sniper/primary and you hate them because of it The panicker The one that uses FoH or Nova Bomb because you are about to outgun them. The Duelist The one that throws tripmines on the floor hoping you would activate their trap card The shover The one that gets in your way everytime
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1 AntwortenThe Carry- The one rando on the team with a 2.5 kd
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Could I just put all these into one, because that's what my friend acts like
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1 Antworten1 and 3 contradict each other. Don't go off on your own and lone wolf, oh and don't stick with me?
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There's so many people in IB that like to screw you over. If I want to go through a door half of the time there's a teammate who pushes me back and gets me killed. So annoying...
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I guess I'm a mix up of the politician and the Benedict Arnold. Always funny
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I hate running into "The Politicians". One always jumps I. Their teammate always jumps in the way when they have a ball-hair's width of health left and then their teammate kills me!
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the one that doesn't take your advice and keeps dying the same way... then says " I did " after they clearly didn't.
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I'm the lost puppy and the ghost!
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The Clueless - Keep running into sniper lanes and jumping out of cover, and then bitching about being team-shot.
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Bearbeitet von schoat333: 2/29/2016 1:38:03 PMThe Unlucky. Your entire team is together as an enemy appears. You take him down as a team, but one team mate manages to die to the enemies lucky last second grenade.
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1 AntwortenCock blocker: Stays in front of people to block bullets and take kills.
